Wait, all I have to do to bring down Trump-loving end-times pastors is to engage in non-marital sex? -BRB!
Well he’s not the only one.
There don’t seem to be examples of people who have died, been on the ballot themselves, and lost. In other words: Dead people appear to be batting 1.000 in their Congressional races. Nonetheless, we do not recommend it as a campaign strategy.
To be fair, Mel Carnahan won a Senate race in Missouri against John Ashcroft a month after he died in 2000. To quote Robin Williams on the mindset of the voters in Missouri: “Sorry, John. The dead guy scares me less than you do!”
Steve Bannon calls for Doctor Fauci and the FBI head to be beheaded and their heads stuck on pikes.
Steve Bannon Account Banned From Twitter After Musing About Dr. Anthony Fauci’s Beheading?
Not me. But the WA side of the border where I live is like the splash-zone around the pub bathroom toilet.
But…but burning cities!
How’s that federal fraud court case coming along, Steve?
And now he has been banned from Twitter:
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Maybe Bannon can pick up a few spare dollars on the side by selling lollipops in the shape of Pelosi and Fauci heads.
Isn’t he going to jail?
It’s a kinder, gentler smiting. Lightning bolts are so old testament.
I don’t know. Lightning is at least quicker.
Where’s the fun in that?
Well, I meant for me, not that jackass pastor.
Sour Grapes Department:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/06/media/fox-news-election-projection-plan/index.html
AMPAS started it.
"And the presidency goes to … "
Kevin McCarthy has been taken over by the Pod People
An explanation for the vote gap between Biden and downballot Democrats has come over my transom from somewhere in the depths of the Derp Web:
The only way to account for the bizarre fact that Trump and a red wave of conservatives won on Election Day, while Biden and that same red wave of conservatives won the day after the election, is to accept that all those day-after Biden votes are fraudulent. The people committing the fraud don’t have time to fill out an entire ballot. They’re just filling in the circle next to Biden’s name and letting the rest go.
Ow, my poe head!
(can’t really tell if that’s satire)
The Republican National Committee has set up a hotline to report voter fraud:
The responses they’ve been getting… are not quite what they had in mind.
The Republican National Committee promoted a voter fraud hotline on Twitter Wednesday. But it was soon swamped with replies from people claiming to have reported President Donald Trump for election misconduct…
You’d think they would have learned their lesson after the last time they tried something like this:
Isn’t Project Veritas the O’Keefe thing? We already know he fakes videos.