It’s impossible to exceed one lie per word. Kind of like a verbal speed of lie.
Don’t make that a challenge.
In this case, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he isn’t lying, he’s just dumber than a bag of hammers.
I am not convinced of that. I have seen sentences where the dishonest, deceitful, malicious content of the sentence exceeds its constituent parts to such an extreme that, totaling up the individual words, each word contributes a value greater than one to the aggregate mendacity of the assertion.
186,000 lies per second
Tommy Turberville also seems to think that we fought World War II to keep Europe safe from socialism.
https://twitter.com/jasonintrator/status/1327055524362334209/photo/1
Eh, that’s just standard GOP shibboleth-waving “Nazis were National Socialists” nonsense.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from QAnon:
" Our first session of New Member Orientation covered COVID in Congress. Masks, masks, masks… I proudly told my freshman class that masks are oppressive. In GA, we work out, shop, go to restaurants, go to work, and school without masks. My body, my choice. #FreeYourFace"
Despite what she said, though, she wore a mask
HOW THE FOUL ARE MASKS OPPRESSIVE? JESUS &@#%ING CHRIST, PEOPLE!
Once again, wearing a mask keeps you from spreading the virus if you are infected. Please remember that you might be infected and not yet showing symptoms or having very few symptoms at all. Wearing a mask also helps you from inhaling the virus. It’s not oppressive to tell you to wear a mask, it’s humanitarian. Don’t think of the extremely minor inconvenience to you to have to wear a mask; think of the fact that you will be helping stop/slow the spread of the disease and saving lives.
Forget it, Steve; it’s Alabama…
“My body, my choice”.
Where have we heard that before?
By the transitive property, the statement “He doesn’t lie,” made by Kayleigh McEnany on August 29 2019, covered 12,422 lies made by Trump before then. So about 3,140 lies per word.
It is rare to see the fields of grammar and mathematics come together so seamlessly.
On behalf of all the other people who had graduated as an Theatre Major with a math minor, I salute you.
I wonder if he knows that the Soviets were our allies.
To be fair to Tommy Tuberville, during World War II, many people were in fact fighting to rid Europe of socialism. Have we definitively established that his grandfather was not one of them?
That explains the dull orange glow in the distance.
87-year-old Alaska Congressman Don Young (the state’s only Congressman) announces he has covid. He’s one of the typical Republicans who mocked it before they got it.
Definitely won’t be a night for star-gazing.
(chortle!)
Happy birthday, @ThelmaLou!! Just teasing, as I’m sure you know. 
I hope it’s a fine one and the beginning of a much better year!
Thank you! I believe 2020 is ready to be melted down for scrap. 
So, we LOST WWII?