NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

There is a real difference between having 40 daughters and having 2-3 daughters in their 40s.

Alleged “pro-life” “Christians” Greg Abbott and Troy Nehls declare that babies should starve to death if their parents are “illegal”.

Tomi Lahren thinks college students are eating foods so they can barf on her.
“I spoke at University of Tennessee a few days ago and experienced a new leftist “tactic.” These liberal freaks on campuses are now gorging themselves on watermelon and refried beans in an attempt to barf on conservative speakers. Yes. You read that correctly. Good lord!”

“Hello, Chipotle? I’d like one large order of conservative conspiracy delusion with side orders of anti-Black and anti-Hispanic racist stereotypes, please.”

Did she ever consider that maybe she’s the reason they started throwing up ?

Marjorie Taylor Greene (yes, I know she has her own thread, but this is still a stupid idea embraced by Republicans in addition to Marge) scolds a reporter for asking about something happening in a part of the world important to US security. Because it’s not actually in the USA:

. . . with extra syrup of ipecac, please.

More likely that anyone even vaguely left-wing will become nauseous at the sight of Tomi Lahren.

She’s my favorite right-wing talking head. She fills one of those “embarrassing crush” niches for me: loud, sorority-girl attractive.

For me it’s Boebert, something about that whole pushy/dumb bowling alley vibe.

I thought of this one, though I don’t think he could get through a comicbook with so much text.

I insist that all babies be required to provide two forms of ID before obtaining formula. That’s the only way to crack down on the rampant formula fraud that stole the past election from Orangeanus. And, and a long form birth certificate.

Next step is insisting all babies be required to provide two forms of gummint-issued photo i.d. before being born. That should fix everything.

Alex Jones yells at his listeners that they need to buy his merch to defend the country.

Syrup of ipecac is an extra two dollars. Are you okay with that?

That is, to use his words, infuriating. He is shouting about fighting against “the globalists” – by supporting the Cheeto-faced ShitGibbon?

Fellas, is it gay to have heterosexual intercourse with a woman?

White nationalist Nick Fuentes says so.

Well, well, well; this story does not say what the challenger’s party affiliation is, but I would not bet against it being Republican. The most amazing part of the law the twerp in question is taking advantage of is this:

Georgia empowers any voter in a county or municipality to challenge the qualifications of anyone else on the voter rolls. A sweeping election law passed last year specified that there is no limit on the number of people whose qualifications a single voter can challenge.

Yeah. There was no intention whatsoever of such a law being used to disadvantage someone. And I really do not recall any voter registration laws to which I’ve been subject to (Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, California) requiring the address I put on the registration form match the USPS’s database.

They say he’s gay because he’s never had a girlfriend, but it’s not true. He’s gay because he loves cock.

With his attitude? I doubt he’d have any luck getting men to have sex with him either.