I saw what you did here. (Or “there”)
Yeah, it’s a booby. I still don’t get why it’d be a perfect mascot for the “Washington Sexual Anarchists.” How do boobs represent sexual anarchy?
#wayoverthinkingthis
I knew that! I didn’t get the joke that prompted it!
I’ve sat in on my mom doing that cognitive test a few times in the last few years. Watching Trump brag about passing it was just mind-boggling. For anyone who isn’t suffering from mental impairment, it’s a ridiculously easy test. That’s sort of the whole point. I’m convinced that part of the assessment is “When the person first sees the test, do they get offended at the suggestion that passing this test might be hard for them?”
That Trump brags about “passing the test” with his usual, “Sir, how did you do that?” anecdotes about baffled doctors is just…wow.
One Twitter user used the n word to describe the Super Bowl halftime show. Twitter took his post down, but did not block his account. The guy is followed by Ted Cruz and John Cornyn.
She was probably thinking of Greece while looking at Turkey…
Like bragging about getting 100% on an STD screening.
Not “I was fucking Canadas” ?
Candidate for US Representative from Nevada says the seat of government should be moved from Washington DC to Kansas.
https://twitter.com/Noah4NV/status/1492242303666118663?t=egYrrq_Lfg6uUAKIwLrWTA&s=19
All those tornadoes will keep new swamp from forming.
That is a pretty stupid idea. if you want to move the capital to the middle of the country, Warroad Minnesota would be more like it. Or maybe New Salem ND.
Any chance that we could make it, “Lawrence Kansas”?
That way we could withstand a partial nuclear strike, only lose a few of the stupider “Fly Over” ( Waste Of Time ) hick states like the cannon fodder that they are.
Maybe next time we can repopulate those states with non-treasonous, educated in actual schools, human beings who will on occasion… eat fish ( brain food ).
I think it would be more fun to put it in Liberal, Kansas.
Come on, clearly the only way to protect the Capital from treasonous “Americans” is to put it in a completely different country, on a completely different continent.
Do you think anyone is using Moscow right now?
Obviously it needs to be Lebanon KS, the geographic center of the (continental) US.
Definitely not Lawrence - traffic is bad enough as it is.
ETA: Also there is a large wetlands area south of town. You wouldn’t be draining the swamp, just relocating it.
Your proposal is…acceptable.
https://louisianadigitallibrary.org/islandora/object/state-lhp:3153/datastream/JPG/view
How about an annual national lottery where cities buy chances to compete for the prize of being the nation’s capital for one year? That way we can eliminate taxes on the wealthy but still have a pretty much unending source of revenue for trivial, boring stuff like, oh, highways, nuclear weapons, holding elections, the Government Printing Office, and running the lottery itself (job creation!).
Of course, we have to keep taxing the middle class and the poor, because… well, it would be un-American to give them a free ride, amirite? I mean, they haven’t earned any privileges, and besides, if God liked them, he would have made them get born-ed into rich families.
Won’t work; all the sensible cities would refuse to buy tickets. They’d be smart enough to know what a shit show being the capital would be.
What you need is to buy tickets to avoid being the capital. Whichever city buys the fewest tickets on a per capita basis gets stuck with it.
That, my friend is a feature, not a problem. Sensible cities are no fun, everybody knows that.
I will go you one better: a lottery for Congressional seats. Divide the country into 13 districts from each of which 13 Representatives are chosen by lot. If’n you want a chance at being in Congress, you buy a $5 ticket and hope your number comes up.