NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I seriously (not merely rhetorically) wonder how politically-active reactionary/MAGA women react when they hear this shit? Do they roll their eyes and say “see, I told you I’m not the most reactionary”? Do they agree but think they’re the exception, a Phyllis Schafly for the 21st Century? Do they compartmentalize it into religion: “only men should lead in church, but women can lead elsewhere”? Do they ignore it or claim it’s not real, as with any of Trump’s idiotic remarks?

I’d love to know that answer.

Are they self-hating, and actually agree? Could be. “I defer to my husband. He makes all the decisions. He tells me who to vote for. And he controls the TV remote. It’s best this way.”

Or are they just holding two contradictory thoughts in their head at the same time? “Men should be in charge. But they don’t mean to control me.”

Just saw a photo someone took through their windshield of a pickup with white paint smeared on the tailgate in the shape of “biden is a trader”.

If 1/6 was perpetrated by BLM and Antifa, why wouldn’t Fox want to air the testimony?

Stocks or commodities? The world wants to know.

Does that mean he’s Trader Joe?

Michele Bachmann, among others, actually campaigned on a platform of women being subservient to men.

Or, more likely, holding zero thoughts in their head at one time. The empty set contains no contradictions.

Didn’t she run for president?!

Madame President. Which is one step below Mr. Vice President. /s

It’d be almost as stupid to vote for Michele Bachmann for president, who would likely take a subservient role to any male counterpart in the world, as it would be to vote for Ben Carson, whose Seventh-Day Adventist faith informs him that the United States will play a huge role in the coming apocalypse. (He might have very well sped it up by launching some nuclear weapons.)

Okay, if I’d been drinking milk, I’d have snorted it all over the screen.

Lauren Boebert:
“Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.”

Says the woman whose husband exposed himself to teenaged girls at a bowling alley.

Umm Lauren? I have it on good(?) authority, God says shut the fuck up you’re a woman you follow you don’t lead.

She was one of them.

Apparently, she liked what she saw.

How did she know what she was looking at?

Blake Masters proudly announces that he can’t figure out how to work the self-service touchscreen at McDonald’s, while simultaneously demanding they hire more cashiers and complaining that prices are too high.

Good question.
Probably because a huge Hunter/laptop scoop will blow the lid off of, like, everything, coming around next Thursday or so.

Response tweet:

Next he’s gonna propose legislation that requires your grandkids to call more often.

I’ve seen a Traitor Joe’s t-shirt aping the Trader Joe’s look and feel. Clever, if idiotic. I’m perpetually astonished that millions of American voters believe Biden is a criminal and Trump a hero.

I’ve met Americans. I’m disappointed, sickened, and even horrified. But surprise, much less astonishment, over such beliefs has long faded.