On the road to Shamble-La.
I read a news article about a zombie infestation that devasted a small city but left the White-wing suburb untouched.
Couldn’t find any brains?
not even enough for a zombie chipmunk
That made me chuckle out loud. Speaking of that talking point, I’m reminded of this Daily Show mashup - of Foxheads talking about the “caravans” nonsense, overlaid with footage of the Canadian truckers.
Snopes has debunked this.
One of those Snopes articles where they claim the story is false because of technicalities.
Snopes quotes a statement from ICE, saying:
“Asplundh Tree Experts, Co., one of the largest privately-held companies in the United States, . . .”
How does a tree trimming company become one of the largest privately-held companies in the United States?
They have more branch offices that anybody.
Lauren Boebert once worked as an escort via a site called “sugardaddymeet dot com”, has had two abortions, and was first introduced to Ted Cruz (who funded her congressional campaign) via a Koch family member who was one of her clients.
The right wing is up in arms that Tim Allen isn’t starring in the upcoming Lightyear movie, which is about the “real” person that Tim Allen’s Toy Story toy is based on. They’re claiming it’s because Disney hates conservatives. I guess the fact that he’s about to star in an upcoming Disney TV series puts the lie to that?
Wait… guys paid to stick their dick in the crazy?
If you pay, you move up in the line.
A Florida synagogue is suing the state for imposing anti-abortion laws, which they allege are in violation of Jewish beliefs.
As much as I really, really want to believe this is true…
is it? How sure of this can we be? The story seems to be anonymously sourced, and the pictures accompanying it could have been mocked up. I’m assuming the escort web site isn’t verifying any information. Anything else to validate this?
Okay, I laughed. 
Srsly tho, it appears that Asplundh doesn’t trim all the trees themselves. They have diversified holdings in commercial landscaping and other branches (geez, you’ve got me doing it), and have acquired a lot of companies.
Herschel Walker, who rages about men not supporting their children, has a ten year old son that he doesn’t acknowledge.
Matt Gaetz says that Gym Jordan is ‘the spiritual and intellectual leader’ of House Republicans
It most likely isn’t.
In my vast experience with escort services (several episodes of The Closer and L&O) escorts wouldn’t use their own names. (The abortions…could be true. It’s not like it is a crime (yet).)
Whoever made this oversold.