You’re no fun anymore.
Maybe it’s fun for me to spoil fun. Ever thought of that? Huh? huh?
I thought the new conspiracy theory about the Queen’s death is Meghan Markle caused it because of the stress. What stress? Take a wild guess what the bigots would say caused all that stress.
I didn’t know Balmoral had a woodpile!
(Yes, I realize the Lincoln Project itself is probably just a Republican grift. But they do sometimes make a point…)
Trash RepubliQuans tried to quash the petition to allow abortion in Michigan. Piss poor arguments were trashed by the Mich. Supreme Court with some major shade. It’s on the ballot.
"State Supreme Court Chief Justice Bridget Mary McCormack said the initiative’s challengers had failed to produce anyone who was actually confused by the ballot’s wording, as the challengers claimed. Not allowing the initiative to be voted on would “disenfranchise millions” in the state, she said, ending her concurring opinion like a disappointed teacher: “What a sad marker of the times.”
“The decision brought some spicy takes to the bench. Using the most lawyer move ever, Bernstein called out his dissenting colleague Justice Brian K. Zahra, who was sympathetic to the challengers’ arguments about spacing and font size on the ballot. “Justice Zahra noted that, as a wordsmith, he finds it ‘an unremarkable proposition that spaces between words matter.’ As a blind person who is also a wordsmith and a member of this Court, I find it unremarkable to note that the lack of visual spacing has never mattered much to me,” Bernstein wrote in a footnote.”
…he had to do his utmost to prevent his child from being corrupted by it.
I guess his TV doesn’t come with either an off switch or channel selector.
From the second link
When some participants said they feared being sanctioned for such rule-breaking, Costantino said: “That’s why you got to do it secretly.”
Note to Costantino: You also need to tell them to do this secretly, secretly. In particular don’t tell them on a recorded zoom call.
Should be noted that the body that deadlocked 2-2 on accepting the abortion rights petitions (the Michigan Board of State Canvassers) is the same body where one Republican member abstained from certifying the 2020 election (though the other Republican on the board sided with the Democrats to certify).
It should also be noted that the two Republican appointees on the board now were anti-Big Lie in 2020, so this is not a move by a Trump-backing section of the Michigan GOP.
Dammit - I’m just anal enough that I count my parentheses to make sure I get them closed - apparently I can’t count any more.
Candace Owens says that the kidnapping and murder of Eliza Fletcher in Memphis somehow has something to do with transgenderism.
Sorry, Mitch, but there are some rules the Orange One obeys, such as the First Rule of Acquisition…
Mitch McConnell is indirectly nudging Donald Trump to help Republicans try to flip the Senate, part of a broader GOP campaign to get the former president to open up his well-stocked coffers for the rest of the party…
Loser Donald has had another lawsuit tossed - this one a rambling 118-page diatribe accusing Hillary Clinton and a host of other people of conspiring against him.
Just as Big Brother intended.
It’s a pretty harsh ruling, this song was running through my head as I read it.
Your problems are all inside your head it seems to me
Nothing in this suit makes sense logically
I’m not going to help you lock up Hillary
There must be 50 ways to kill this lawsuit
50 ways to kill this lawsuit
There wasn’t a crime, slime
Your theories are wrong, mushroom dong
It was too late to file, shitpile
You must listen to me
Your lies were too crass, ass
Your lawyers all suck, dumbfuck
It’s legal to hate you, doo do
And you shouldn’t be free
Brava!
I’ve asked the moderators to move this comment to the, “More Jokes” thread. That Mitch, such a card!
(Not necessarily a factual statement)
Brilliant!!
Well done!
Awesome!