NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I swear, these people are all just taking the piss.

Now who’s being naïve?

The Lee County, Florida Republican Executive Committee will be considering a number of resolutions at their meeting this weekend including declaring the World Health Organization and the World Economic Forum terrorist organizations and demanding that Florida ban electronic voting machines and federal agents, including FBI and IRS agents.

Interestingly enough, even the chairman of the REC seems to be saying, in an oblique way, that these resolutions are a stupid waste of time and that their proponents are inconsequential basket cases.

Lady G is introducing a nationwide abortion ban bill tomorrow.

Not that he’ll ever have to worry about getting one of his rentboys pregnant.

Hey, you know, when a bunch of Brits want the same stuff from a single source, they all form up in Qs, so you had best heed those folk.

Tell him that he is. Odds are, he’d believe it.

I’m sure Dominion will appreciate the further evidence of detriment arising from the smears against them by FoxNews, Lindell, Giuliani, Powell, etc.

Are they trying to throw the election? Everything I’ve seen, the Roe v Wade issue is motivating a lot of people to get out and vote, and vote against the GOP. How does doing this now alleviate that?!?

Have they blamed Biden for the Queen’s premature and untimely death yet?

Remember, per QAnon logic, Elizabeth was the head of the global Satanic Deep State pedophile ring that extracts fear juice from abused childrens’ brains to make themselves immortal before the kids are shipped off to the slave colonies on Mars. She was probably executed for her crimes by the true Navy SEAL patriots who are secretly loyal to Donald Trump, the one true God-President.

Charles, of course, is somehow as pure as the driven snow.

So you’re saying that the Queen faked her own death so that her acolytes could deliver the special immortality serum to her concealed inside a thousand Paddington Bear plush toys. The serum, as we all know, is collected from the pituitary glands of traumatized four-year-olds at In-N-Out Burger joints in Nancy Pelosi’s district in California. The password is “animal style”.

Sure, why not?

They had to go the Paddington Bear route after Hillary’s pizza parlor was shut down. The serum was the secret ingredient in her pizza sauce, dontcha know.

U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) will lead Senate Republicans in a push to pass a nationwide ban on abortion

Thanks Lindsey! Now we can be assured that you and whoever supports this bill will be silent about ““states rights”” when someone proposes a bill for a nationwide right to abortion and takes the question out of the states hands!

He’ll change course so fast he’ll get whiplash.
Though he might not notice as I’m sure he’s familiar with being lashed with a whip.

I thought the new one was “Marco Polo.” Er… or so I’ve heard.

Yeah, what’s legalese for well, that’s different?

According to the article, the ban that is being proposed takes effect at 15 weeks of pregnancy. To some extent, this sounds like Republicans understanding that the six week bans they have been implementing are politically toxic in most of the country and they are therefore trying to pivot on the issue. Well, Lindsey is trying to pivot anyway; the Republican base has made it abundantly clear where they stand on the issue already.

“Notwithstanding,” possibly?

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