NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I don’t know what, if any, crimes she’s committed. But there’s at least the possibility that she’ll be convicted of something. That’s what has her worried.

The elections commissioner of Rensselaer County, New York is planning on pleading guilty to federal charges of falsely obtaining and filing absentee ballots.

“Happy Wife, Happy Life In Prison.”

We had one in Wisconsin:

Wow. She did it supposedly to show how easy it is to get away with election fraud….then discovered it’s not so easy to get away with it!

What a schmuck.

Lauren Boebert’s restaurant is being replaced with a Mexican restaurant.

I hope they call it the Taco Truck.

There was a restaurant near me called “Taco Truck”. Call me pedantic if you like, but something about that bothered me.

Laugh away, but Zardoz takes place in 2023.

looks to me like you may be about 27 decades early, there

Kind of a natural progression from Soylent Green (2022).

The incoming Republican head of the House Oversight Committee says that he expects that the House Ethics Committee will be investigating Santos.

The House Ethics Committee: where scandals go to die.

Brazil is reopening its criminal investigation into George Santos, which had been suspended because up until now they didn’t know his whereabouts.

Well, the US and Brazil have an extradition treaty between the countries.

I’m curious if this case has the potential to result in jail time. Even with everything he lied about, common sense would suggest you pay whatever fines or judgements you need to before running for office.

I was just looking at his wiki page and saw this:

His landlady filed for eviction, and he agreed to leave by December 24 and pay her $2,250 in back rent. In mid-January 2016, he told Queens Housing Court, in a statement signed under oath, that he was robbed of the money in Queensboro Plaza on his way to pay the back rent to his landlady’s lawyer and that police were unable to take a report at the time, telling him to return later. There is no record he ever did.

Well, there’s your problem.

If George Santos running for Congress results in him getting thrown in a Brazilian prison, we may as well lock the thread, as I don’t think there’s a Stupid Republican Idea out there that could possibly top that kind of own-goal.

Andrew Tate, but I’m not sure of his political affiliation.