If you were wondering what caused the fatal beating of Trye Nichols, Anthony D’esposito (R-NY) has the answer: wokeness and movements like BLM.
Yes, if only people would stop protesting police brutality, there would be no police brutality. Logic!
It’s too bad no one thought of that when covid first hit. If only scientists had a better understanding of how corana viruses worked back then, they would have known that all we had to do to reduce our numbers was to stop testing so many people.
Oh, they tried that (sort of). Trump’s reason for not letting cruise ships dock wasn’t quarantine, it was because it would raise the number of people in the US with the virus.
Except 'Murkans aren’t sneaking over the border to get those meds, nor are Can-EH?-dians sneaking over the border to deliver the meds - everyone’s using passports already.
De Santis released his new state budget today. One of the items is a permanent ban on taxes on gas stoves, because “they want to take them away from you.” But you will still have to pay taxes on electric stoves.
MAGAs in Congress have replaced their American flag pins with AR15 pins.
Unconfirmed rumor is that they were provided by the NRA and were asked to wear them on television in return for a donation. Regardless, I find the symbolism of preferring instruments of violence over the country itself to be entirely on brand for them.