NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Trump can’t stick to one story. He’d have shot down the spy balloon on first sight and Biden was weak for not doing so, has now morphed to he’d have waited to learn whether or not there was a pilot inside so as to use the life of the pilot to make a great deal!

I just wish he’d shut up, shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

And fish can stop swimming as easily.

I’m curious about what MTG was trying to accomplish by complaining that she gets paid less than she did before she was in congress, she hates running every two years and explicitly stating she doesn’t enjoy it.

She wants the rubes to send her more money for her performances.

If they don’t, she should go on strike.

[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy] Whom would that inconvenience? [/HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy]

Sadly when Tan the Conman is finally in jail, he’ll still spend the majority of his time giving interviews and there will be no reward for him to keep his lying trap shut.

Meanwhile, over in the twittersphere, the Qliban are saying there were never any Chinese balloons (yes, a number of those Qliban jerks are using a racist spelling for that particlar word) sent over United States territory during TtC’s tenure. Since they haven’t seen any pictures of said balloons, it’s all yet another Democrat lie.

Good grief!

It’s a pathetic attempt by a selfish person to appear selfless.
“Look, I don’t do this for me” kind of bullshit.
Like when Trump (ha ha) said he was going to refuse (ha ha ha) his presidential salary (ha ha ha ha).
There are lots of Americans quite stupid enough to fall for that bullshit.

The Fox News crowd says Sam Smith’s performance at the Grammys last night was literally a Satanic ritual.

Next year the Grammys ought to book Ghost so we can watch the pearl-clutchers’ heads explode.

I hear Ozzy himself made an appearance at the Grammy’s. Are the religious lunatics no longer scared of Ozzy? Man, when I was in school they thought Ozzy was WORSE than Satan.

So much stupid is one place. It must hurt to be that dumb.

Upon further youtube searching, I guess Ozzy wasn’t there, but he won 2 Grammys.

Trouble is, their “heads” are bendier than the rupture limit - they can go right up to disintegration and then, by the expedient of latching onto another impossible “idea”, their “brains” can back away from the brink and latch onto another “idea”; thus by exercising their “minds” can they stay flexible. These folks think that they can hold 2 or 3 or 127 contradictory “ideas” in their “heads”, but alas, these “ideas” all share a common underlying root.

Dan

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Ted Cruz, among many others, felt like giving Sam some extra publicity. They do think its satanic. I wonder if they’ve seen those pentagram shoes Lil Nas X wants.

Republicans have a 1-vote majority in the Arizona House of Representatives, but can’t pass any legislation because one of their members has pledged to vote no on everything until the 2022 election gets a do-over.

Ah, how quickly they forgot the video for Lil Nas X’s “Montero”! :smiling_imp:

Geez, some real mental giants over there. :roll_eyes:

Perfect. Let them see what voting in a total asshole leads to…

I’ll hear no complaints from you lot now.

Could we tell them it’s opposite day?