Well, it was when I was born, but some of us here are younger than dirt.
The opposite of a stupid Republican idea: Douglas Heard, the chair of the Republican Party of Oregon, has resigned. " My physical and spiritual health can no longer survive exposure to the toxicity that can be found in this community. … “Communist psychological warfare tactics are being used daily within the party. These tactics are being used to destroy anyone of true character who would oppose the man who introduced them into our community for the last 20 years. The endless slander, gossip, conspiracies, sabotage, lies, hatred, pointless criticism, blocking of ideas, and mutiny brought against my administration has done what I once never thought possible.”
I would bet TEN MILLION DOLLARS (if I had it) that what’s inside Lauren Boebert’s alleged brain is the 1973 animated Disney movie Robin Hood. And I’d further bet that she’s thinking of the character “Sir Hiss,” a snake voiced by Terry Thomas, who is an advisor to the actual Prince John character, a lion voiced by Peter Ustinov.
Seriously. I am quite confident that Boebert is thinking of this animated snake, and hopes to sell that image as “Biden.”
Loser Donald is asked during an interview how he sees the war in Ukraine ending.
His answer? Windmills kill all the birds.
They should boot his chair.
That should give him plenty of time to train his replacement.
Dallas. Dallas Heard. Which is an insult to the city.
In fact, if I named the pile of shit my dog left in the yard “Dallas,” it would be an insult to the pile of dog shit.
Heard is the state senator from my district. He is every single R talking point, Trumpian half-baked word salad, MTG conspiracy theory rolled into one vile human. He’s made headlines for two years WRT the pandemic, especially with the “socialist Nazi” mask mandates.
He came to my son’s high school a few weeks ago to give a stump speech during a student walk-out over mask mandates. The school told him to get lost, he told them to go to hell. Fun!
Here’s another Republican law that criminalizes leaving the state to avoid fascist conservatism:
The Idaho House of Representatives on Tuesday approved legislation that makes it illegal for transgender children to travel outside of the state to receive gender-related treatment.
The vote was 55-13.
Drat. They updated the site an hour after your post. The year error is gone.
If that’s the case, though, would “hey, Mom, let me use your phone” be a legal, accepted workaround for the phone records? “If I call from your phone, they can’t prove anything.”
Hi, looking for a well paid job with little or no work involved? Florida is hiring. No experience needed, though a background in conspiracy theories is beneficial. Short hours, any required reporting will be provided along with pillows, lots of pillows.
No doubt that one of the first probes will be the case of the Florida lawyer urging other Floridians to register at a relatives address in Georgia to vote in the Senatorial election reruns. [just kidding]
Nah, there won’t be any well paying jobs for the average conspiracy theorist - they’re the griftees, not the grifters. At best they’ll get a minimum wage job along with a buy one, get one 10% off coupon for pillows.
So, he’s a snowflake, yah?
I think the bigger story here is that Twice Impeached Former “President” Trump is doing interviews with Nelk Boys. WHO THE FUCK IS NELK BOYS? Let me wiki them. Oh:
You think any other living former president would have to stoop so fucking low if they wanted to give an interview as to go to a prank Youtube/podcast channel? Has even Newsmax and OANN stopped answering his calls?
I love this line from the wiki page about notable guests on the podcast. Dumbshit the Elder and Dumbshit the Junior are the only two listed.
“two of the most recognizable personalities for young people in North America”
I acknowledge that I am not young anymore. But has ANYBODY heard of these guys?
And they are from Canada, by the way. You know, the country of, according to Trump, left-wing fascists.
(Note: This article has been updated for clarity)
It didn’t help.
My turn:
And you know what else is intolerable about windmills ? The rotors. I had a rotordendron once. It died. You can still find them in Russia, where a stable genius is going for his Nobel Peace prize.
Also the blades. You know who was good in blade ? Wesley Snipes. I love Wesley Snipes because he knows how to get out of paying taxes. You know who also snipes ? The failing New York Times. They snipe all the time. It’s fake news. It’s libel. But it will come back around. You know what else comes around ?
Windmills.
[mic drop]
Didn’t Obama go on Between Two Ferns when he was POTUS?