NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Wait until they find out that gravity is just a "theory ".1

Can we ban that long enough for these ass-hats to fly off into space?

So are electrons but they don’t seem to mind using them.

Re Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ rebuttal speech to President Biden’s State of the Union speech:

About that…

Total irrelevant garbage designed to scare Americans. At least she’s got the rogue eyebrow under control. One wonders how much Botox that took.

I laughed out loud when she said that Biden wanted to control people and she wanted freedom. Except of course for pregnant women, trans people, anyone who wants to vote who is not a Republican. I know there’s more, but I found it so hilarious that any Republican could say that with a straight face.

Ooo, eta: Not really pregnant women, but any woman of child bearing age in their opinion. I mean there’s nothing more free than the government tracking someone’s menstrual cycles. Amirite?

They need a rebuttal to the rebuttal of the State of the Union Address.
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert or Al Franken.

Huh. I voted in a booth. I’d hate to see what sort of monitors they had for the verification process.

Don’t get me started on gravity.

Here’s an alternative theory:

As the saying goes, I Voted For Vecro.

Woah, woah, woah. Slow down a minute, here, Skippy. That’s the Ideal Gas LAW, not the Ideal Gas Theory, and you have to follow the law!

I find it hilarious that there is a “rebuttal” immediately after the SOtU. Yeah, a semi-intelligent dog could probably figure out many of the points the President is going to include, but you’re still writing a major “rebuttal” days before the thing you’re rebutting actually happens.

i’m still wondering what country ms sanders is living in, although if that is what people truely believe, it explains so very much.

Oh, looky at Mr. Smarty-Pants here, who wants “scienticians” writing all our laws now! Well, not in this religio-fascist state, Mister!

Then there is the intelligent falling which replaces gravity.

It’s not often you see a multiple oxymoron.

The rebuttal, such as it was this time was basically along the lines of:

SOTU: “We all want to make this country a better place for everyone”

Rebuttal: “Fuck you, no we don’t.”

I have to wonder how many Republican voters watch these SOTU speeches, because the contrast in messaging is so apparent. How can you look at Biden, and then at Huckabee, and then conclude that Biden is the problem here? His tone was just so much more positive, while still pushing the “US Number 1!” message that “patriots” should be loving, and laid down some pretty clear specifics as to what he plans to do, and challenged the Republicans to do that same.

Meanwhile, Huckbee just reiterated all the usual anti-Democratic bullshit, with a complete “Fuck you all!” tone.

On Twitter (yes, I’m still on Twitter) there’s a lot of “I’m not going to watch/didn’t watch it because it’s all lies!” from the right-side of the political divide, and a lot of “Definitely don’t watch it!” from various folk with a vested interest in promoting their particular spin on it without fear of contradiction.

Because people see what they want to see.

And disregards the rest,
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie

Right. If I already think Biden is the problem, but then his speech sounds smart and reasonable, I need a Huckabee to come along and remind me that Biden is the worst president ever.