NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Just for the record, that hasn’t been the Catholic position for centuries.

The principal of an elementary school in Florida was fired because parents were offended by a pictutd of David by Michaelangelo, because real life is now a season 2 Simpsons episode.

Can’t vouch for it, but I saw this earlier.

25,000 years old?

I thought Florida schools taught that the universe was created 6,000 years ago.

Not only porn, child porn. Lock that Groomer up!

Female form? Uhhh… Perhaps you better sit down.

Not only are they embracing violence, they are celebrating the violent overthrow of our government, i.e. treason.

Where’s the flag with Ashley Babbitt’s blood on it?

Can we please just convict him of insurrection or rebellion, already, so we can invoke the 14th amendment?

Speaking of that traitor, I’m genuinely curious. For her burisal, did she receive military honors provided by the Air Force or was they provided by some local outfits who supported her and Tan the Conman’s idiocy?

My Google-Fu informs me that the Air Force refused to give her a military funeral due to her involvement in the insurrection.

On a side note, I’m pretty sure that she and I went to the same elementary school at the same time. I don’t think I knew her since she would have been two grades below me, but it’s possible that she might have been a classmate of my younger sister. I’ll have to ask her if she remembers an Ashli with an I in any of her classes.

Wait just a moment here! Just one moment! Tan the Traitor Conman and his discipes were having an orgiastic moment with, do I have this correct, an alteration to The Star-Spangled Banner? That’s quite some hubris there, not to mention hypocrisy.

The worst part is that that “song” is currently #1 on the Billboard digital sales chart.

No word on whether this is an organic occurrence or if Loser Donald’s campaign fund spent donation money to buy 10 million mp3s.

Can you make money doing that in some way? There’s your answer.

Maybe it’s popular in Russia.

So the Putin version?

As if the people who’ve spent 160 years waving Confederate flags would ever celebrate treason!

Welp, even though it’s always ‘too soon’ for the right to discuss solutions to school shootings, MTG is already chiming in to let us know what the real problem is (they need more guns and the left won’t allow them in schools).

Well, having a Secret Service detail provided to every child in the nation would probably lower unemployment to non-detectable levels.

Of course, the degree to which this would necessitate lowering standards for entry into the service suggests that it might not actually make many children safer.