NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

It doesn’t even rise to the level of barely. There’s nothing in the text of the amendment stating or even implying such a thing.

Actually, the lawyers for the so-called (aka, called by 'pubbies) “illegal immigrants” should run with that and say, “Hey, my clients are not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States so you cannot arrest, try, imprison, or even deport them!”

ETA: I see @Johnny_L.A beat me to saying essentiallly the same thing.

More on the shitstain:
https://jezebel.com/american-pastor-is-pissed-that-his-ukrainian-adoption-p-1848663299

UNICEF and the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees has issued a statement on March 7 about protecting fleeing children during wartime from this exact kind of behavior. “For children who have been displaced across borders without their families, temporary foster or other community-based care through a government system offers critical protection. Adoption should not occur during or immediately after emergencies. Every effort should be made to reunify children with their families when possible, if such reunification is in their best interest,” UNICEF Executive Director Catherine Russell and United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees Filippo Grandi said in a joint statement."

Rachel Hamm, who is running for California Secretary of State, claims that she was inspired to run because her son found Jesus hanging out in his closet and Jesus gave the kid a scroll telling his mother to run for Secretary of State. She claims to have prophetic dreams and that her son is a seer.

Hamm claims that Satanists killed a raven and left it on her lawn and drove a metal stake into the ground outside the house to claim it for Satan. She also has the support MyPillow and Individual 1. She also says she had dreams about witches trying to kill her, but somebody murdered the witch that was trying to curse her. Not that she’s had the time to verify that claim, of course.

Well, that’s a better platform than most Republicans have!

Wait til Jesus files a claim of libel against her.:zap:

this needs to be reposted over here

Just when I think I can’t be surprised by a Republican idea anymore…

MTG: “I have never seen the CDC coming out, saying, ’Oh you’ve got to get your second polio shot, you gotta get your third, you gotta get your fourth,”
It’s right there in the CDC website that they recommend a four dose regimen for polio.

I’m glad that included that “yet”.

She really needs some weed.

thorazine

OAN host claims the bombing of the hospital in Ukraine was a false flag operation created by Biden, even though Russia admits they bombed it.

The truck convoy says they’re going to drive their trucks into DC and “take back” Black Lives Matter Plaza, and invited motorcyclists to join them, so they can wipe out the paint on the pavement. Because that’ll show the government not to have covid restrictions. It’s not at all about their personal racist philosophies.

Meanwhile, a lone bicyclist slows down a bunch of big rigs.

They also pinned in a Tesla on the freeway because he flipped them off, and told him they were going to perform a citizen’s arrest until cops showed up and helped him out of the situation.

And what odds would you give that Empty Greene has ever in her life read the CDC website?

I’ve got five bucks that says she thinks CDC are the guys who recorded “Bad Moon Rising”.

Less than the odds that she can spell CDC.

Now I want a COVID parody of “Bad Moon Rising”, thanks.