NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

And Florida’s 'pubbies yet again prove they hate education:

Florida Republicans pass school bills on pronouns, diversity

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Florida Republicans on Wednesday approved bills to ban diversity programs in colleges and prevent students and teachers from being required to use pronouns that don’t correspond to someone’s sex, building on top priorities of Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis.

The two proposals were given final passage by the Republican supermajorities in the House and Senate. DeSantis is expected to sign the bills into law.

More of their bullshit at the link.

Damn. Wikipedia editors are open to bribery? Files away for future reference.

While he was at it, he prolly shoulda gone ahead and changed his last name to Reagan.

Too woke by today’s standards. Maybe Birch…Duke…

You mean the Democrat Duke? Sounds far too leftist for my tastes. And anyway, that means the Democrats are the real racists.

Allegations of Wikipedia-tampering have also been removed from the article on him.

As much as he creates a fiction to attack, it only makes sense that he creates a fiction for his own origins.

OK, all you retired Dopers (which includes me): you need to update your resume.

Just more child labor for the maw of Capitalism. Sorry, kid. Your parents died and you get SS Survivor Benefits? Off to the mines with you! What’s that? You’re blind and disabled and 97? Tough noogies.

Eh, my mother is 75 and in poor health. I’m glad to hear that McCarthy’s policies will help her to work.

I’m sure she is looking forward to it as well, as she reliably votes for his party.

Okay, the rest of that, I can kind of see how he thought it might work, but did he really think people would hear “Ramaswamy”, and not clue in to his cultural heritage?

Plausible deniability so he can have it suggested he has taken up evangelical Christianity

I’ve known a lot of Indian immigrants and their children for whom that’s not even false

Of course, that still leaves the rampant racism among the Republican base, but somehow some folks delude themselves into thinking they’ll be considered the ‘good’ kind of non-white. Or at least good enough to be elected to high office not realizing, at most, be used as the token example of how the base can’t “really” be racist if he’s around.

Dang. How many greeters can Walmart employ?

At the minimum wage proposed: all of them.

Able-bodied people with no dependents, apparently.

It takes surprisingly little to make that crowd ignore some of their prejudices! Here in NC, our lt. governor has been attacking the Civil Rights Movement. He seems to be quite popular with white conservative people. >.<

It reads

Republicans: Disney movies and Judy Blume novels are grooming our children

Also Republicans: Let’s throw a party at a chicken restaurant for guys who want to date their moms

https://www.reddit.com/r/olympia/comments/13jdfln/what_kind_of_kinghell_grooming_is_going_on_here/

Is it grooming if Mom is a sure thing?

Eye bleach :heavy_check_mark:
Brain bleach :heavy_check_mark:
Ear bleach :heavy_check_mark:
Bleach mouthwash :heavy_check_mark:
Bleach suppository :heavy_check_mark:

Parts of that list do make up one of the recommended courses of treatment for CoVid infection, I understand…

There used to be an entire section devoted to Wikipedia-tampering.