She doesn’t take medications, but she probably should. It’s hard to imagine a more textbook example of a paranoid delusion.
Pity we don’t have a pill to cure stupidity.
Let’s start a campaign to send her a boatload of tinfoil hats.
To be fair to the lady, it is not as if this has never happened.
Samsung did it as an opt-out ‘feature’ on smart TVs and the CIA used malware on smart TVs.
Back in the days before remote controls, my folks had something called a “whistle switch” connected to their bedroom TV. Think “clapper” except it was activated by, essentially, a squeak toy. Unfortunately, the pitch of the dog’s bark was in the range to activate it. More than a few times we came home to find the bedroom TV on.
Perhaps something at MTG’s house was emitting a shrill high-pitched noise.
Yeah: HER.
Well, I didn’t want to come right out and say it… 
Perfect ThelmaLou.
But fair is fair. I had a computer once that had a screwed up power supply that would turn on by itself. It was creepy as hell.
A few years ago, a colleague of mine had a computer that did quirky stuff. We were working at a Catholic social services agency. My friend draped a rosary over the terminal and that seemed to fix it. 
I prefer holy water. A bathtub full of it. That fixes any computer problem.
Back in college, I was hanging out in a friend’s dorm room and every few minutes we’d hear a quacking sound. After quite a while of searching, we tracked it down to her ancient 90’s era Macintosh computer. Apparently the thing had an IR receiver on it somewhere and it was picking up signals from the TV remote and quacking in response to some (all?) of the button presses.
Right, because that’s the story that’s dominating the media right now.
“I am not vaccinated. So I’m not concerned about blood clots, heart conditions, strokes, or anything else.”
“Anything else” evidently includes mental illness as well.
Greg Abbott retweets a parody article from “the Dunning-Kruger Times” in an attempt to pwn the libs.
I swear these people are like a cat jumping on a laser spot.
Hah! A friend and I were just discussing cats and lasers last week. We both consider that “game” to be cruel to the cat. They have no way of knowing that the spot is not some critter they’re trying to grab.
And the analogy does not break down here. The far right minions are being played exactly like that, cruelly. That’s how we end up with cruel poeple in elected office.
My cat absolutely knew it wasn’t a critter. She would bring the pointer to us when she wanted play.
One of my cats will not play with toy mice, ribbons, crumple foil at all.
Gets excited when I bring out Ol’ Dot.
The other one will only chase it if she gets to run up the wall.
Cats is weird.
One loves all reflections. The other I swear just doesn’t see the dot.
The last time I hinted that foxglove tea was a promising herbal remedy for stupidity, people fussed at me and added all-caps disclaimers. 