NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

These sensible and undoubted facts appear in the public discourse all too infrequently.

Texas makes it impossible for teachers to do their jobs, but if they quit, the state will suspend their teaching credentials.

Alex Jones failed to appear for his Sandy Hook deposition for the second day in a row.

So, doesn’t this mean that he should lose whatever license he has?

Breaking News:

Ginni Thomas is a Rank and Fetid Piece of Shit


Ok, sorry, we did already know that. Just, now we have solid proof

A steadfast opponent of “critical race theory”, Ohio R Sarah Fowler Arthur, explains that the 3rd Reich’s Holocaust led to people being killed because of skin color.

Here’s a twofer; Sarah Palin tells Hannity she wants to run for Don Young’s House seat, after Hannity asks her if she lives in his district.

Good God! Palin appears smarter than Hannity in that one little bit. Hannity: AK only has one US Rep, do you live in that district? DERP!!!

My favorite part is this bit:

Who else is sick of this vanilla milquetoast namby-pamy wussy pussy stuff? You go gurl! :roll_eyes:

I would definitely vote for someone who quit halfway through the term of the last elected office held, leaving constituents in lurch.

The extremely right wing Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina is running for Governor. LG Mark Robinson is virulently anti-abortion. Unless, of course, it’s his girlfriend.

“I got (rid of) mine, fuck you!”

So Palin thinks that people will vote for her because she has balls rather than a pussy?

Well sure, I guess. We should not discriminate against anyone.

She has cajones and no more of that pussy stuff so, yeah?

I thought the Republicans were anti-trans?

I was going to post something about how Sean Hannity and Sara Palin were both, unsurprisingly, single - but a quick fact check told me that while Hannity is technically single, he’s fucking Ainsley Earnhardt, the latest blonde in the middle on Fox and Friends.

So, sometimes a #MeToo works out, I guess.

That means that she’s certainly capable of making questionable decisions about her dating life, so I’m not completely eliminated from consideration.

Of course, following Hannity down that particular rabbit hole doesn’t sound particularly appealing…

Well, you have to understand, her last elected office required her to actually work, which is not well-suited to her.

But MTG, et al. have proven that one can still be a “successful” member of Congress without doing any actual work, so now she’s up for it again.

Oh, now you’ve crossed a line.