NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

You know? I just read that.

During her SOTU rebuttal, Katie Britt told a story about a woman who had supposedly been sex trafficked in Texas thanks to Biden’s immigration policy.

The trafficking took place in Guadalajara during George W. Bush’s presidency.

Britt’s choice to lie shamelessly will make her catnip to Donald Trump. She’s now guaranteed to be his VP pick!

Dementia Donny says that “bad guys” will steal food aid for Gaza and “sell it to people with no money”, which doesn’t sound like a solid business plan to me. He then adds that “illegal immigrants” are banging on people’s doors and demanding to use their kitchens, and boasts that he knows “Potin” very well.

People are talking about it.

Well, she said it herself, it’s an ordeal you’d expect to occur in a third-world country.

I think I saw something on Nextdoor about that.

Has anyone checked how much money he has invested in lead?

Lead causes brain damage. They just want more Republicans I guess.

Good ol’ Kris is backtracking just a bit.

I saw it on the interwebs five times in the last few minutes! Breaking news!

Now I see how he managed to bankrupt several casinos.

Robert Sheckley.

Adams admitted Sheckley as one of his inspirations. I’ve long maintained that there’s a lot of Sheckley’s Dimension of Miracles in Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide

The Republican Party, 1854-2024

Rest In Piss

Interesting. I haven’t read that much Sheckley, though I’m aware that Immortality, Inc. inspired both a Mick Jagger movie and the Futurama writers.

Fox News sez that “illegals” with clipboards and face tattoos are hanging out at taco trucks and asking people to “sign up to be a Democrat”, which (checks notes) is not how any of that works.

Katie Britt insists that she didn’t make any kind of mistake in the story she told during her answer to the SOTU. Just admit you got caught.

They looked like illegals, she said

You can just say they weren’t white Maria, we all know that’s what you meant.

Yeah, how does a person’s appearance change when they get a green card?

The face tattoos fade away