Yeah, New Hampshire tends to keep their political weirdos at home
Of course they did once send a man named Dick Swett to Congress…
Conveniently they have a 400 seat state House, so that really just about everyone who wants to can get elected in-state.
“Who wants to try a cicadaburger?”
< crickets >
I’ve had roasted grasshopper at a Mariners game. Not bad at all.
Huh, I would have thought that vat-grown meat would fall afoul of the “limb of the living” prohibition.
When I was sationed in Japan, I had roast grasshoppers. To me, they tasted like Pringle’s BBQ flavor chips.
Too bad Alex Jones supernatural powers doesn’t allow him to clearly see things that happened in the past like Sandy Hook, 9/11, etc.
I have no idea what Fucker C thinks Alex can see in the future, but I assume it just more litigation over his dumbassery.
Nor did it apparently let him know that his lawyers accidentally sent the entire contents of his cell phone to the opposition.
The North Carolina tried to do memes by photoshopping a lightsaber into Loser Donald’s hand for Star Wars Day.
They gave him a red one.
Also, he doesn’t look especially well endowed, saber wise…
And he appears to be slicing through his own skull.
~win~
There are some things not even a light saber can get through.
It could only improve his cognitive function.
Meanwhile, Dark Brandon is over here hanging out with Luke Skywalker.
That is so awesome.
He’s a short lightsabered vulgarian.
Reported on the same day that Elon Musk announced he’s going to restore white nationalist Nick Fuentes’ Twitter account – who among his many revolting pronouncements once said he wants to marry a 16-year-old because “that’s right when the milk is good.”
The other NH Rep quoted in that article is dead right – Republicans love to call Democrats “groomers,” but they’re the ones who have the weird fetishistic focus on pubescent girls and their fertility.
I cannot look at that without thinking, “It should say ‘farce’, not ‘fourth’”.