NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

An AZ state senator and indicted fake elector has been banned from the Senate building’s broadcast room after he used it to appear on a pro-Hitler podcast.

We sure seem to have a strong Russian contingent in our congress.

“It’s not about agreeing with Hitler, it’s about professional Hitler impersonators! I swear!”

“All these amateur Hitler impersonators are crowding the market! I swear it’s getting to the point where you can’t even make a decent living booking cross burnings these days…”

I believe they prefer to be called the Republican Party

Trump on court days: This judge is a big meany making me sit here when I should be in swing states campaigning

Trump on his day off from court: Throws a party at Mar-a-Lago for people who bought his NFTs

(My the first link goes to AOL; the embedded links go to Business Isider.)

Apparently the Republicans in Indianapolis think the best Republican is a…well, you likely know.

On Tuesday, Republicans in Indiana nominated a woman who has been dead for two months to take on incumbent Democratic Rep. André Carson.

Better dead than red?

That has a whole new meaning now.

I was riffing off “The only good ~is a dead ~”.

There’s no chance Carson loses the election, even if his opponent were alive. That district has been solidly Democratic since the mid-1970s, at least. Before Andre Carson, the seat was held by his grandmother Julia for 20 years, and another Democrat before that.

But Andre Carson is one of the few Muslims in the House, so “better dead than Muslim” is probably a thing.

So “a dead girl” is no longer an issue, leaving only “a live boy” barely hanging on as a scandal.

Yeah, but it doesn’t rhyme.

I haven’t been able to find the story, but allegedly Byron Donalds, who is on Trump’s VP list, called Beyonce a “skank.” Good luck with that one. If I dig up the actual quote I’ll share it.

Apparently some folks are making coin off of selling shirts emblazoned with “I wish Hillary had married OJ!”

Yeah, that’s the kind, christian outlook I expect from the pubbies.

I don’t know- I don’t think OJ would have made that good a President.

Yeah. But the thing is that’s not what those idiots mean. They mean they wish Ms. Clinton had been killed.

Yeah, I know. I was riffing on an old joke.

Scott Perry (R-PA) has opened his mouth and yet again spewed garbage.

I’m just surprised he called it the “Democratic Party” rather than the usual “Democrat Party” variant the right like to use.

Yet another Stupid Republican Idea passes the House.

What part of “the whole number of persons in each state” is unclear? Hmm, unless they’re saying that non-citizens are not people. Next they’ll tell us that pregnant women count double.

Our stupid representative Andy Biggs voted for this. It just does not register to him that, if you don’t count non-citizens, Arizona will LOSE a rep. Can we pick which one? Because I got my choice.