Should we tell him about diesel-electric submarines? No?
Well, it will certainly be a rare occurrence, but I figure if the shark can make it to Vegas, that’s going to be one bad-assed shark.
I’m not even sure he understand how boats work. Does he think it will suddenly sink from a heavy battery in the middle of shark-infested waters?
I wonder how Trump feels about tigers….
Hey - if the shark can make it to Las Vegas, it deserves whatever it can get.
Well, he’s not wrong, but there are reasons nobody’s thought of that before.
Just how big can his ego inflate?
Pretty big.
I Don’t think its actually the Trump campaign that put up the ad. Trump wouldn’t care so much whether the given hired individual ended up on camera, since if they don’t end up on camera some other MAGA will. I think its more likely some company or website that wants exposure, to gullible MAGATs and so the hireling is going to be holding up a sign that reads “Free.patriot.Crypto.com” which they want to get on TV.
Really. “If the boat sank from its weight”? Then obviously the shipwrights got something very wrong and it would never be put to sea as it would sink at the dock. What, he thinks buoyancy wears out?
You wouldn’t have thought tiger attacks would be something to worry about either, though.
He was thinking of loan sharks.
Looks at Trump, looks at boat. The boat is not sinking from its own weight.
When the battery loses its charge, of course.
If the magnets get wet, we’re doomed.
Trump steps onto the boat. Boat sinks.
But the sharks are out at sea!
My brain is hurting!
“You’re going to need a bigger boat.”
Trump has nothing to worry about with sharks. Professional courtesy to other predators.
I heard of some crazy-ass new boat design that does not involve batteries or gas/diesel motors. Something about big pieces of cloth.
God no! Everyone knows wind power causes bird cancer!
And causes whales to get depressed, and commit suicide.