That is a platform worthy of the Trumpites. Lots of bluster and blather and things they can sort of hope Mr. Combover can remember well enough to say on stage, but really allowing for the audience to imagine just about anything.
Plus bonus random capitalizations!
Curiously, their blorting hero has been out of public view for more than a week.
It actually strikes me as a potentially smart move, letting the questions about Biden dominate the headlines.
Which of course must mean that someone is actually drugging or physically restraining Trump to keep him from crowing or otherwise saying stupid and distracting things.
Or, it could mean than whatsoever it was they used to dezombify him for his blortfest appearance has a really, really hard come-down.
The Trump campaign has been downright paralyzed for over a week now. They’re afraid that if they keep adding to the “Biden has dementia” bandwagon it might either strengthen his resolve (which would be bad for them) or actually drop out (which would throw the election into chaos). Add to that the fact that Convict Donald is mad at Project 2025 for getting attention that he believes he deserves, so the campaign is now denouncing it while simultaneously agreeing with their platform, and I’m not sure they have any idea what move to make.
In my entire life I’ve never seen a presidential election campaign go so completely off the rails as this one has.
Or, more precisely, Mr. Combaround.
Is that like, a weird agglomeration of sovereign citizens and socialists? 
I actually like this idea, I just don’t believe that the Republicans will do it. They’d have to support actual scientists and shit to pull this off, after all.
And while we’re at it, do the Democrats actually oppose this?
“Well, Trump won’t let us use Newtonian physics in space, because that’s all sciency and stuff, and he doesn’t understand it. Can anybody think of a workaround?”
Time to use that good old non-Newtonian physics. As a bonus, Lovecraft shared their views on wokeness.
This guy makes an interesting suggestion. Probably wrong, but interesting:
Oh, yeah! That’s George for ya! Talks up a storm with them wooden teeth! Can’t shut him off! When it’s time to put the name on the old parchment-o-rooni, try and find him!
He’ll turn this over to Elon and then there will be no regulations that Elon will have to follow to achieve the goal.
Space exploration is something both parties support wholeheartedly, so long as they don’t have to budget for it.
That would spice up this rather dull election season.
I knew someone here would get it.
I suspect a stroke is more likely. The way he is, it might have progressed significantly before he got treatment. I am imagining a one-handed concertina act.
From your mouth to God’s ears.