NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

It doesn’t sound like a bad thing. I understand King Arthur came a lot.

I hear they ham and jam and Spam a lot there.

If there was any question that the House GOP’s investigations into President Joe Biden and his “crime family” were purely political, House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer just put that doubt to rest. Now that Biden’s not running for reelection, Comer doesn’t care what happens with the impeachment inquiry.

“I feel like we’ve done our job. … Our part of the report has been finished for a long time. They can publish it or not — I guess things change if he’s not running again,” Comer told Politico.

Buncha damn quitters! There’s still time to humiliate Biden further and grind his face into the dirt.

I guess whatever Democrat gets elected, the first order of business the day after his/her inauguration will be to introduce brand spanking new articles of impeachment, amirite?

Way ahead of you.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4788663-andy-ogles-impeachment-articles-kamala-harris/

Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) filed articles of impeachment against Vice President Harris on Tuesday

He added a second article in the new filing, which claims Harris covered up President Biden’s mental well-being, constituting a “breach of public trust.”

My Facebook account has been flooded with memes with variations of this idea. It got to the point where I suspended one of my groups because it’s been taken over by political posts (which the admins seem to have no interest in regulating).

It’s like we’ve replaced the house and senate with the Polish Sejm from the 1500s… “Nie pozwalam!” The new cry of the GOP.

King Arthur is an example of someone who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

Oh, nice, that’s a deep cut from the history playlist.

The late, great King Arthur once said to me “sir, I have a round table, but your table is much rounder than mine”. It’s where he had people over for dinner.

I did Nie pozwalan that coming!

… i’m workshopping it

With tears in his eyes.

Nie widziałem, że to nadejdzie!

Polishing it, surely?

Cryin’ Donald is demanding that the networks give him “equal time” in response to Biden’s speech on Wednesday night, a demand with which there are two small problems;

  1. Biden is not a candidate for any office
  2. The Fairness Doctrine was killed off 40 years ago by his own party

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-s-new-legal-challenge-has-a-major-problem/ar-BB1qC8ck

You know, it may be not be true that JD Vance fucked a couch, but we do have proof that he searches for dolphin porn online.

The reveal was not by accident, it was on porpoise.

To be fair to the man, I have searched for some pretty insane things in an effort to research rule 34, and indeed found porn of them.

…way, way more disturbing things than Mr. Vance posted, although we don’t know the true breadth of his interest in marine animal porn, and I can’t imagine him reaching the depths of Japanese porn

Perhaps this is too much of a hijack for this forum, though - Mr. Vance does, after all, represent “the party of family values” and we can probably be sure the dolphin was just trying, in a somewhat misguided manner, to create a family.

Adultery, domestic abuse, misogyny, bigotry are family values. Not good ones but…

He was looking for a blow-hole.

Hypochondraic?
Oh wait - that creepy bathroom shit - got it.