NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I believe the terminology preferred by their leader is “losers and suckers”.

What, it used to be a moose?

(bolding mine)

Not to mention, that goddamned deer that ruined his truck! Why did Demoncrats even make it legal for deer to drive?!?

A Møøse once bit my stole my sister’s HRT…

Obviously the deer didn’t pay attention to the Deer Crossing zones. Probably because he didn’t learn to read in the socialist school system.

One morning, a deer ran me over in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

Between this post and the other one you posted, I’m beginning to wonder if the RSBN is a left wing parody site. They’re this close to having someone say “I’m not a socialist, I use Medicare!”

Yeah he worked the best institution in the world. A place where everyone’s food, clothing,shelter, medical care and equipment was provided as needed so long as everyone worked to the best of their ability towards the collective goal. He’s not some goddamned socialist.

'Zactly.

I have long said the DoD is by far the most successful socialist experiment on the planet. I said it when I was in, I said it when I got out, and I’ve said it here a bunch of times.

And boy does that piss some of the less thoughtful servicemembers and veterans right off!

The main problem with scaling the DoD up to encompass all the citizens (besides paying for all that) is that DoD has the right to turn away applicants and to expel members. So it can pick the ones whose behavior is both productive enough to deliver work and socialist enough not to demand disproportionate rewards for their delivered work. Yet another way that countries are not like businesses. Countries have to make do with all comers. Born here? You’re on the team and can’t be fired.

David Brooks, Man of the People, tweeted yesterday about how a burger and fries cost him $78 at the airport.

Twitter sleuths IDed the restaurant he ate at and found that the burger+fries he ordered was $17, and suggest that the other $61 probably had something to do with the giant glass of whiskey he ordered along with it.

Well, you can, but that is not a good thing.

My favorite part of that article was near the end:
“The restaurant has noted that 80% of this tab was Brooks’ bar bill.”

I detest that man.

No doubt he’s too drunk to care.
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David Brooks embellishing the truth to support his thesis?

Quelle surprise! :roll_eyes:

The restaurant is really running with this.

And then there’s this reply;

Epic.

I think the phrase “David Brooks burger” to describe the combination of an unremarkable ordinary meal with an expensive abundance of likkerdrinkin needs to become a standard idiom.

“He was supposed to be in court all afternoon but went out for a David Brooks burger at lunch and didn’t show up till 3:30.”

But can you get a David Brooks burger at the Applebee’s salad bar?

I was just thinking “Man, Jordan Klepper has really let himself go.”