NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Remember: With these people, every accusation is a confession… :astonished: :grimacing:

nm ninjad

Tommy Tuberville voted aganst confirming the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff because he heard he had some woke policies.

"I heard some things that he talked about, about race and things that he wanted to mix into the military,” Tuberville said.

"Let me tell you something. Our military is not an equal opportunity employer,” the Alabama Republican said…

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-26/tuberville-says-military-is-not-an-equal-opportunity-employer

Best line in that article:

These clowns just really don’t even understand basic historical facts and legal terms anymore, do they?

Yes, but are they having sex with the organs harvested from children?

I mean, there is a line here…

You know, Tommy, you’d probably get more votes in Alabama if you were just honest and said “I don’t want colored people in the military”.

For anymore, substitute to begin with and you have it.

But not just the military, surely.

Well, yeah. Trump said Biden would start WWII if re-elected.

You’re missing the obvious here: Biden clearly has a time machine!

If Biden did have a time machine, I can see certain noisy politicians that might suddenly and mysteriously become unborn as we’re wrenched into a new timeline.

Since that hasn’t happened yet, we can safely conclude Biden’s time machine is still in our future. Maybe. Depending on which version of time travel causation you subscribe to. Or used to subscribe to. Or might someday subscribe to. Or maybe all 3. :crazy_face:

I’m sure he’s fine with coloreds in the military, as long as they’re doing the grunt work and taking enemy fire. He just doesn’t want them in positions where they can tell white people what to do.

My idiot congressman, Andy Biggs, made a FB post:

"The House has already passed H.R. 2 to secure our border, but the Biden Administration refuses to enforce it. "

He clearly doesn’t understand that passing the house alone doesn’t make a bill a law. I think he needs to go back to school, or at least, Schoolhouse Rock!

That’s “Will have haven had subscribed to” /TimeGrammarNazi

If you’re going to be a grammar “Nazi” then at least have the courtesy to use German word order:

Have having had will to subscribed

:grin:

In my original timeline, the Nazis spoke English and Swahili.

Yes, it was confusing.

I think he’s suggesting that the windmills are driving whales to suicide.

If that’s so, how come he’s still around?

Dan

What was it that guy did before the Senate thing? Did it involve a lot of black people?

Well, it invovled him telling them what to do and them not getting paid for it, which he was definitely more than comfortable with.