NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Yeah, that’s not good.

Yeah, I’m not sure what point they’re trying to make. They complain that illegals are flooding the border due to Biden’s lax immigration policy, but they also complain that his enforcement numbers are too high?

Is this kind of like how when drug busts at the border went up after Biden took office, it was proof to the GOP that more drugs were getting into the country than under Trump?

I think they assume that the number of arrests scales exactly with the number of attempts. If Biden is catching five times as many as Trump, that just means there’s five times as many sneaking in. It’s akin to Trump’s “Slow down the testing!” BS during COVID. If you don’t know about it, it’s not happening!

You left out the part about the public caning.

In addition to whatever punishment he faces from Hong Kong, I would be happy to accept this statement as a confession to breaking U.S. law and prosecuting him here, too.

Party of “Personal Responsibility”, my left cheek

Just like the bits about returning ‘dignity’ to the White House, draining the swamp, and all the other BS they’ve peddled over the years

Totally agree with this statement. What’s the point of screening if they cannot detect a firearm in a carryon bag?

I’m not at all defending this dude, but he did alert the authorities once he ‘discovered’ the gun, and has voluntarily surrendered his passport. Although I question how one can ‘inadvertently’ pack a firearm in your carryon.

No need to question. If you do not know that you are carrying a firearm, you should be denied the ability to have them at all. Full Stop.

It was just a funny prank by his family and/or staff to slip it into his bag! /s

It says “Us!”

AFAIK, it’s not legal in Hong Kong. Singapore’s a different story.

Trump lawyers request that his fraud trial be delayed because they’re worried about catching covid.

Judge points out that not a single one of them is wearing a mask and declines.

Was there laughter with the pointing?

You have insulted the Courts’ intelligence with this filing. I sentence you to 30 days hard labor for contempt of court. Bailiff: Seize that attorney.

Bone Spurs! We can’t possibly continue as our client has bone spurs.

No, the laughter was later on when one of the Junior Lawyers Action Squad decided to do his best Phoenix Wright impression.

It’s not like they didn’t already do this 3 different times this year so far. What’s the point of the closed door meetings if they’re just going to air their dirty laundry in public anyway?

Learning is hard for some people. I’m reminded of a girl named Lucy and a certain football.

Jeebus, that’s funny. Kise was supposed to be the competent one of the bunch.

Donald Loves Drama. Maybe this guy has a clause in his contract where he gets a bonus every time he does some dramatic cliched stuff?