NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

Scott Bessent says the price of beef is up because illegal immigrants are bringing their cattle with them and introducing screwworms into American beef stock.

Filthy immigrants, buying up all the houses; bringing in diseased cattle; loaded down with drugs; stealing all our jobs; getting free healthcare; all the while on welfare and pregnant with anchor babies. Whew! Glad this administration is on the ball along with Faux News.
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I’m starting to think that there are a lot of potent drugs being given out by the whitehouse physician. I mean these guys are just getting loopy.

I mean, it is true that South American screwworms are a threat to the American beef industry. Since the ‘50s, the US has worked with several Central American nations on a program that breeds sterile screwworms and airdrops them over Central America in order to stop them from spreading further north - since they only mate once in their lifetime, inducing them to mate with a sterile partner keeps their numbers in check.

GUESS WHO FUCKING CUT THE FUNDING FOR THAT PROGRAM?!

Until he said this gem today, I had thought that he had a semblance of intelligence. Which he may have had before he became a member of this cabinet.

Today, on The New Yorker Radio Hour (a public radio program hosted by David Remnick, the editor of The New Yorker magazine), Andrew Ross Sorkin was the guest, there to discuss “what 1929 teaches us about 2025,” specifically whether we’re in a bubble. At one point, he was asked about who is the “adult in the room” (meaning the White House) and he said he thought that Scott Bessent was one.

“I’m thinking about making you a member of my cabinet, but before I do, let me ask: are you willing to drop your IQ by 50 points, or at least appear to?”

For the most part, they currently are.

Just as there were people in Dubya’s admin who took advantage of their association with a dim-bulb president to further their own agendas, folks like Bessent are doing the same thing in the Trump admin.

I read that in the voice of Malory Archer…

“Okay, but do you think someone with an IQ of 20 can do this job?”

“It doesn’t matter whether you can or can’t. That’s not part of what I care about.”

I’m sure she has a quote about patriotism and Honor…from John Wilkes Booth.

It’s a wonder they even have time to eat the cats and eat the dogs.

Ted “How do you do fellow humans, I too enjoy ingesting foodstuffs and converting them into waste matter with my powerful system of digestive organs” Cruz has all but announced he’s running for president in 2028.

I guess he missed the humiliation.

Although Ted Cruz’s announcement is exactly what Donald Trump didn’t want and was trying to prevent; an open race for the 2028 Republican nomination, because that shifts attention away from him and makes him a lame duck.

It’ll make it easier for trump to cancel the 2028 election. He just needs to point out that if there is a primary and an election, Cruz might well be elected. I think even the Democrats would agree that’d be a national emergency. [/sarcasm]

The federal government does not have the power to “cancel the election”.

The Federal Government has whatever power they take that is not directly taken back from them by other branches of government. Did you mean to say “The Federal Government is theoretically not supposed to take that power legally if opposed strongly enough”?