NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

According to the US Customs & Border Protection Agency, they have no jurisdiction in Charlotte, which is more than 100 miles from both an international border and the US coastline:

Citing the Immigration and Nationality Act and Title 8 of the Code of Federal Regulations, CBP’s website says, “Immigration Officers, without a warrant, may ‘within a reasonable distance from any external boundary of the United States…board and search for non-citizens in any vessel within the territorial waters of the United States and any railcar, aircraft, conveyance, or vehicle.’” Title 8 defines reasonable distance as “100 air miles from the border,” CBP says.

https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/sacramento/border-patrol-sacramento-arrests-jurisdiction/103-0b3851d2-d363-4d70-be8a-23044dca4c32

“Look, I’m just doing my job. You try this juris-my-dick-tion crap, you can cram it up your ass.”

  • Police officer, The Matrix

Not really. Charlotte’s Mecklenburg county was the lone blue county in a sea of red.

MAGA has declared war on the Pope.

When can we expect ICE to start rounding up Catholics?

Possibly as soon as the Regime can get Fox News to start telling viewers about the Startling Revelation that Catholics are the foundation of “terrorist organization Antifa.”

So: in a matter of days.

Hopefully longer than that. We can’t make the “nobody expects the American Inquisition” joke at a time when we’re all expecting it.

Ivanka joins the fray, stupid falls close to the tree.

But,

not to give anyone any ideas

on the west side of town is Charlotte/Douglas International Airport. Planes from other countries land there, so Charlotte is right on a border.

But that’s not the way the law is written. U.S. Customs & Border Protection (CBP), which includes the U.S. Border Patrol, only has jurisdiction within 100 miles inland from the border. Inland international airports are irrelevant.

ICE, on the other hand, has jurisdiction throughout the U.S.

Yeah, but she was 15, not five.So it’s ok.

It’s real tough. All the bishops keep moving diagonally.

The ones on the white squares are definitely safer than the ones on the black squares. Pity they can’t change their squares.

Black Squares Matter

Their squares? Two of them are Black themselves! Black Bishop on the Black squares? You know you’re the guy in the horror movie who’s going to die first. He’s out there like, “Sheeeee-it, this is a bad place…”

“Can’t” might be too strong. Many receive needed comfort, in these dark days, from the recital of words from the sacred Pythonidae Montificus.

Well, right now it has been the Anti-Hispanic Inquisition, but we are all watching for the Neimöller Effect to take hold.

I keep telling people who think they aren’t on The List that everyone is on The List… the only question is where you are.

And when you might be moved waaay up towards the front.

“There’s no one left but thee and me (and I’m not sure of thee).”