If anyone would recognize a ‘Pimp Cane’, it would be Lauren.
The focus on DEI can also be used to retroactively alter historical records? Bonus! I’m sure other benefits will appear shortly.
Nah. Calgary is too close to “Call Gary,” and we all know he’d never share with another guy.
Bobo? It’s 2025, Trump is President, and Musk is throwing Nazi salutes. You can let it out, you don’t have to blow, umm… the Black men are pimps dog-whistle anymore.
Is she trying to make him sound even more badass?
Meanwhile on Fox News: short people got no reason to live
AIUI, Greg Gutfeld is about 5ft 5in tall (165cm), so I can’t categorically rule that out.
I’m a towering 5’8”, and soon shrinking. My elder sisters 5’1” and 4’11”.
We’ll be seeing ya! And don’t say “if they only told us in advance!” bullshit when it happens!! 
Normal Stupid, Secretary BrainWorm Measles edition:
If it wasn’t so horrific, it would be f#%&*#g hilarious.
“in an interview with Fox News this week, Kennedy endorsed an unconventional regimen of a steroid, an antibiotic and cod liver oil, praising two Texas doctors for giving it to patients. One of the doctors Kennedy championed was disciplined by the state medical board in 2003 for “unusual use of risk-filled medications,” according to a report by CNN.”
So he was suppressed by the Deep State? That gives him even more cred!
Why you no link to The Anthem?
I topped out at 5’6" when I was in college . I haven’t checked recently, but I suspect that as I’ve aged the past few years I may have lost an inch due to developing a slump.
I’m not aware that I’ve ever shown an psychopathic traits. (Although a friend is despairing of my tendency to throw out puns at the drop of a hat.)
I was 5.7 all my life.
In the last 10/15 years I have lost 4 or more inches of height and now I am lucky to be 5.3.
It’s madness.
Jeffrey Dahmer was 6’.
Ted Bundy was also.
Maybe we need to worry about people who are 6 feet tall.
Good thing I’m officially 5’11" these days.
That’s OK. He can have it all by himself.
the most evil former Secretary of Labor under Clinton stands 4’11" (or maybe less now)
Lara Trump wants us to kiss the feet of Musk and Trump to thank them for fixing the country.
I dunno. Seems unsanitary. And just a little clueless since didn’t a mocking AI video of Trump kissing Musk’s feet get played on HUD video screens a few days ago. Unless that was Trump leading by example.
Congressman Keith Self (R-TX) deliberately misgenders Sarah McBride during a meeting he’s chairing.
McBride responds by calling him “Madam Chair”.
Self loses his shit and adjourns the meeting.
What Sarah did, identifying as a female, could soon (but probably won’t) be a felony.
https://www.kxan.com/news/texas-politics/texas-bill-could-charge-transgender-people-with-gender-identity-fraud-if-passed/
HB 3817 would make it a state jail felony for a person to “identify” to a state agency or private employer their “biological sex as the opposite of the biological sex assigned to the person at birth.”