NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

I know some people think just about everything should be a crime (at least for other people), but Jesus Fuck, if perving on a teenage girl for whom you are responsible and living under your roof is not a crime, it bloody well should be.

Oh, Ann. Never change.

Why would she say something so easily debunkable. I mean, trump isn’t, obvi, but he’s far from the only one. In fact

  • Andrew Jackson
  • James Buchanan
  • Chester A. Arthur
  • Woodrow Wilson
  • Herbert Hoover

All had one or more parents that were born outside the US. As did every president before Van Buren. But we all know who she meant:

  • Barack Obama

Because the people who listen to her will discount any debunking as fake.

She and her ilk are believed to be totally trustworthy and any info to the contrary must be rejected as false.

The R followers live in an Alice in Wonderland mirror bizarro world.

Because MAGA are so stupid, they think that Jesus was an American.

Well, he did speak English.

(The LDS certainly believe that He was in America at least. But He was probably illegal.)

My pet MAGA cultist believes everything she is ordered to believe. No amount of contrary evidence will dissuade her. It doesn’t matter if something has been debunked. All evidence that goes against her Messiah is patently fake.

Worst 80s toy line ever.

Water it, smear the seeds on and it grows orange grass.

Depends on who you ask.

According to Mormon “history”, those guys are the descendants of the Bad Guys in their Bible fanfic.

is that math correct?

if his mother was born in scotland he is the first generation born here from her side. if his grandparents were born in germany he would be second generation here. his father being first generation.

or is my math off?

It’s a bit of an ambiguity you frequently get with immigrant families. The first generation to be American vs first generation American-born

On his mother’s side he’s 2nd generation American but 1st generation American-born.

Either way, on average, he’s more of an immigrant than Barack Obama, whose family on his mother’s side have been around for more generations than Trump’s family on his father’s side (they tie on having one non-American born other parent).

But of course, that’s not really how they judge who’s really an American, dontchaknow

Markwayne Mullin thinks Ruhollah Khomeini is still alive.

To be fair, he just died not that long ago. It has only been 36 years.

(Funny thing is, if he was still alive, he’d be 125 years old, 126 in May, which would make him the longest-living person on record.)

So if he hadn’t died, he’d be the oldest living person?

Huh!

I believe the current verified record is 122.

Who is the oldest person who if they didn’t die would be the oldest person?

Adam?

But on his mother’s side doesn’t he have relatives back to pre-revolutionary times?