NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

I could easily picture a Mullin vs. Lewandowski.
or vs. Patel.

I’d like to see them all vs. Godzilla.

Actually I was also gonna mention Navarro, considering he’s been (well, at least verbally) scrappy. In China (his favourite place) he got into a profanity-laced screaming altercation with Steve Mnuchin - in front of what I’d guess were their taken aback hosts.
Maybe Mullin vs Mnuchin? mmmm a little odd, maybe.

Scrape whatever is left out of a giant footstep with a shovel.

Trump administration introduces new mascot to promote burning more coal.

The administration’s new mascot, kitted out with a helmet, boots and gloves, was introduced in a seemingly artificial intelligence-generated picture posted online by Doug Burgum, Donald Trump’s interior secretary.

“Mine, Baby, Mine!” Burgum wrote on X, adding that Coalie will act as a “spokesperson” for Trump’s “American Energy Dominance Agenda”.

Coalie looks like he could be Mr. Hankey’s cousin or something.

Or the thing that shows up when you say “I hope I never see another coal as long as I live!”

Or Towelie.

I thought for sure that was an Onion article. Nope. The Guardian. FUCK!!!

We could sell PPV tickets under the name Dumb and Dumber. Sure to be a profitable hit for us.

Turberville doubles down on the dumbassery.

The irony is pretty blatant.

Don’t be Trans in Idaho, especially if you need to use the loo.

This toilet obsession is so fucking weird. I’ve posted elsewhere about encouraging women into the mens toilets at parties because their queue was so long, and men generally use the urinals, not the stalls.

I mean, who cares if a woman sees my penis out of sexual context? Even if she is transgender?

And similarly, women use closed stalls, I presume, rather than parading around naked beteen the seat and the sink. What is there to look at for the “fake” woman, and really, what would a real transgender woman get out of it, except a chance for urinating…

Such an odd thing to make into a political issue.

It’s simple. They are perverts who would spy on women in the toilet if they thought they could get away with it, and like most sociopaths, they assume everyone else thinks the same way they do, so clearly the only reason a biological male would elect to live as a woman is so he could watch little girls pee.

I had occasion to use the ladies’ at a pub recently. The Men’s was out of commission, but male patrons still needed to go. So we were directed by staff to the Ladies’, and I must say, the women were most understanding.

Me, announcing to the room: “Ladies, a gentleman coming in. The Men’s is broken, can I come in here?”
Occupants: "Yeah, we know about the men’s. Help yourself to a stall.

A couple of minutes later, “He sounds just like my husband peeing!” Lots of laughter.

I washed my hands and left. “Thanks, ladies!, Oh, and I put the seat down.”

More laughter. “No problem! If you put the seat down when you’re done, and you washed your hands, then you’re welcome anytime the men’s isn’t working!”

Well, I’m not about to test that. Point is, that everybody was okay with ad hoc arrangements that had to be made when the men’s was unavailable.

Ah yes, but you live in a civilized country. Not a whackadoodle frontier powered by some insane clown version of Jeebus mated to Mammon.

Did anyone explain to Tuberville that the guy he worships (no, not Jesus) is the biggest source of division in this country and does not abide by the Constitution and has no moral values? (Of course not, nobody ever does…)

No, he lives in Alberta.

Cute character…I guess the message is that we should burn him to death and all others of his kind until they are no more?

I look forward to collecting the set though, with Emily Emphysema and Black Lung Billy.

“Mine, Baby, Mine!” has always been Trump’s ethos.

Catch Phrase: “Well dig me up and cast me in a fire! It’s coaling time!”

And you can take that as either a directive or a possessive. Both are appropriate with the Orange Peril.