He does have a certain amount in common with Disney’s version of Governor Ratcliffe:
Donald Trump should be the new Orange Lantern, if DC had the fortitude.
The Orange Lantern Corps is powered by the concept of greed, so it totally fits.
By the way, how awesome is Gemini? I just asked it to make me a picture of Trump as an Orange Lantern, and it knew exactly what that meant. Even got the logo right. The only follow-up prompt I had to do was ask it to make him fat.
It even added the “WHAT’S MINE IS MINE!” slogan on its own. And the wall (that I bet Mexico paid for).
Somebody with talent and skill (not me) should really make this with the cartoon Coalie and cartoon Emily and Billy, and then spread it all over the internet.
When I was on Okinawa, a navy detachment on an army base, locals were hired to clean the public areas of the barracks, some men and some women. More than once when I was standing at a urinal a woman cleaner came in and started casually cleaning the one next to me. I never asked if they were so cavalier the other way on the women’s floor.
In the early 80s – before AIDS – I had a girlfriend who liked to hang out with gay men because they had the best parties. One Halloween she was on Castro Street so it was very crowded and she went to a bar when she had to go. It took her twenty minutes to get through the crowd to the ladies room in the back and found it locked, with a sign:
Anatomical women only
See the bartender for the key
She didn’t have the capacity for the forty minutes for the round trip but right next to it the gentlemen’s toilet was open with a constant stream entering and leaving so that’s where she went.
Gasp “Those are real!”
“Sure are, but I gotta go really bad.”
She took the next available stall then when she was washing her hands one transvestite said, “I can never get my mascara right.”
“Well, you gotta…” and she spent the rest of the night giving makeup tips.
That makes him look WAY too muscular, with good hair. Got the belly right though.
Probably trained it on Jon McNaughton pictures.
It’s a comic book so they have to exaggerate something.
So make him into a snake.
You’re just shitting on the premise entirely now.
Another edition to the “Things Republicans think you need ID for” file;
Plus: Rick “Skeletor” Scott is married to a married woman.
The NYC thing is actually sort of true. But only if you want to get paid. Kind of need an ID for that, not least for tax purposes.
Apparently some folks expected the city to pay them under the table, no questions asked?
Who’s she married to?
And does her husband know?
It seems that what her husband knows is pretty limited.
Reporter: Why didn’t you tell your allies before the strike on Iran?
Trump, sitting next to the Japanese PM: Who knows better about surprise than Japan, why didn’t you tell me* about Pearl Harbor?
*note he’s so self important that it’s ‘why didn’t you tell me’ and not ‘why didn’t you tell us’
Never mind that his birth was five years after the attack on Pearl Harbor; the important thing is why didn’t anyone tell him?
No, see, he only just learned about it, and wanted to know why nobody had ever forced him to pay attention before.
Given that this is the same person that, genuinely, believed he was the first one to realize that health insurance is really complicated…I would absolutely believe he just learned about Pearl Harbor. In whole or in part, maybe he just learned it was Japan or just learned it was a surprise etc.
Actually, he seemed to first learn about it in 2017. Not to shabby.
Yes, Japan, why didn’t you tell us about the surprise attack you were just about to inflict on us?