Penguins ain’t got no culture.
When you say Dylan to a penguin
He thinks you’re talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
Investigating chemicals in the sky?
Sounds like a bunch of lefty environmentalist BS to me!
But they’ll look well-dressed when they visit Trump and Vance in the Oval Office to discuss the tariffs.
Can penguins have tears in their eyes?
Penguins is practically chickens
More precisely:
“Pen-guh-wins is PRAC-tick-ally chickens”
When the RV Belgica had to overwinter, they had to eat penguins. Here is how Frederick Cook described the penguin:
For once, I think “it tastes like chicken” is not true. 
I pulled that quote from Madhouse at the End of the Earth by Julian Sancton. One of the many books of Arctic, Antarctic, and general seafaring and early exploration misadventures that I’ve read and recommend.
Frozen tears.
Documented proof!
Oooooh, I’m dyin’
Steak n Shake’s deal went from 2:22 to 4:20? Hmm, what happens at 4:20? Something special, I can only imagine.
That tells you what level of intellect we’re really dealing with. The sort who think they’re being oh so clever by the kind of joke teenage boys would think was hilarious
Am I missing something really obvious here? A bit like the 55378008 joke on a calculator?
Mr. Cook had a way with words.
If only he had a similar metaphor for the odious oily orange oligarch who misrepresents the United States.
420 = LOL THE WEED NUMBER.
It’s just that sophomoric.
That’s gone right over my head
Precisely. And just as childish.
And now you know.
Sounds like the plot of an early 2000s teen movie.