Two Stones, one birdbrain.
Looks like I’m never going to Steak 'n Shake again. Oh well.
That’s like asking what the over/under is on whether it’s raining when you can see it raining outside.
Here’s another tweet about it:
And here it was announced days ago… Basically, anyone who drove a Tesla to any Steak n Shake yesterday got a two-for-one deal on tallow fries.
And if you read the comments, SnS was confirming that yes, the two-for-one deal was at every location for every Tesla driver. No sarcasm, no joke. Not an April Fools Day thing (plus it took place the day after April Fools).
Here’s also an article about it:
Florida’s Voice: Tesla drivers get special deal at Steak ‘n Shake this afternoon
Bonus, you have RFK Jr visiting a location as part of the MAGA promotion.
I know, what the fuck is The Onion going to do when real life is this insane.
Real men don’t use straws. I read that.
Unfortunately for my liberal cred, I just ate at a SNS last night. it was very tasty. No MAGA bitter aftertaste at all. The shake was, actually, awesome.
However, it was one of the “modern” locations, where one orders from a kiosk, pays, picks up your own food, cleans your own table - and they have the damn gall to ask if you want to leave a tip!
I haven’t eaten at one for years, but what I remember from it was that it was okay. Not amazing, but not terrible.
I mean, if you want to eat at one, I’m not going to criticize. Don’t let Musk, RFK Jr, and all the other crazies ruin it for you.
The company is owned by on Sardar Biglar, who is also the editor in chief of Maxim and seems pretty MAGA
https://meidasnews.com/news/maxim-magazine-endorsed-trump-its-owned-by-a-trump-donor
We didn’t just eat the onion, we fricken sauteed that fucker!
Yeah, shit. Well, they’ll miss me every six months or so.
I won’t feel nearly as badly skipping past them on DoorDash. Usually, I just can’t justify the money. Now I can get political, too.
Maxim still exists? I thought those kind of “Playboy but without nudity” lad mags went out of style around when free porn video sites took off.
I just want to know if / when McD’s is going to switch back.
Howard Lutnick says Europe doesn’t want our beef because they have weak beef and our beef is beautiful.
Never heard of that loser. What is he, a podcaster?
Oh…no, he’s a member of the United States Cabinet. Of course he is. I hate this timeline.
We, US, haven’t cleaned up our act regarding MAD COW DISEASE to Europe’s satisfaction. And also Australia and many other Asian nations bar US beef.
Ok, so chemtrails are not a new idea on their own, but making the state investigate them is a new idea. Sounds like government waste to me, but what do I know? Oooo weather manipulation!
Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social
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I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
I too believe in Iedsaki Tranft and Resinidel! Aschtoak.
Sounds Finnish.
My condolences to the poor penguin who appears to be growing a veterinary cone out of the middle of his chest.
We need to get them an edukayshun program stat. Poor penguins. Three uses of the word “Tariff” and it is spelled incorrectly in all three. (tariifs??, and the one looks like it says “learrifs”) Is this AI? Cripes.
I’ll pretend Iedsaki Tranft and Resinidel! Aschtoak are spelled correctly in…whatever language that is.
You know, it’s this kind of blatant ignorance of Penguin Culture that lets Trump get away with his anti-DEI bullshit!