Yeah, I understand that caffeine absorption through the nasal passages takes place, like, in a matter of milliseconds.
IIRC, United used to let passengers listen to ATC on audio channel 9. I didn’t fly United often, but loved listening in when I did.
Clarence, Roger, and Victor provided hours of entertainment. (At least, until the meal was served…)
Tommy "Dumber Than a Tuber"ville is tripling down on “FURRY PILOTS WILL KILL US ALL”.
I wonder …
Is this yet another unhinged RW doing their favorite ploy: Every accusation is a confession?
Time for somebody to stick a mike in his face and ask Sen Turdville how long he’s been a furry and which animal he portrays.
Pretty sure if you asked Senator Tuberville if it was true he was a practicing Homo Sapiens, he would vehemently deny it.
Personally I don’t need to practice at being a homo sapient; it comes naturally.
Hell, we’ve already got the proof!
I think each one is holding a pole in that photo.
Liberals → Muslims → Immigrants → Mexicans → Canadians → Black and Brown people in general → Communists → Socialists → Gay people- > Trans people → Furries?
The acceptable Americans circle keeps getting smaller. I guess the proceeding ten groups aren’t generating enough fear anymore. Let’s pick another minority group and point at them and say “you should be afraid of them.”
What’s next? Left-handed people? People who dye their hair? People who cheer for the wrong sports team perhaps? People who read the wrong the wrong books? Who watch the wrong TV shows and movies? Maybe people who stutter?
Tell me Senator Tuberville, who are we supposed to hate next?
Newsflash: Telling people to hate minorities isn’t going to make grocery and gas prices go down.
Don’t forget that the word “sinister” means “left-handed”.
A dilemma arises.
Markwayne Mullin got kicked upstairs. Tuberville’s term is up this year, as is Mitch “One beep for yes, two beeps for no” McConnell.
Who does that leave to assume the position of Dumbest Motherfucker in the Senate?
Ron Johnson - Wisconsin. COVID weirdo to start. From wiki:
Johnson entered politics to oppose the Affordable Care Act (ACA) and credits the Tea Party movement with his political ascent, though he does not personally identify with the movement. As a freshman senator, he gained a reputation for opposing government spending and seeking a balanced budget, having stalled or voted against budget proposals from both major parties for not offsetting spending. He is also critical of the Social Security program and has called for its partial privatization. Johnson has promoted various political conspiracy theories, including the Biden–Ukraine conspiracy theory, connections between vaccines and autism, election denial, the Great Replacement conspiracy theory, and 9/11 conspiracy theories. He advocates the use of alternative medicine and sponsored a right-to-try law to legalize the use of experimental medical treatments
I fear that could be simplified into
See Thomas Gray, in 1742:
.. and much of the “civilised” world prior to Gutenburg’s printing press.
Not forgetting Ron’s epic thespian skills, displayed during the January 6 Hearings, when he pretended to be on a turned-off phone to avoid reporters. (Video is about halfway down the screen)
In page:
All it would take is rebranding the term “Leftist”.
Everyone1 already knows that a wing is really an arm, so “right-wingers” are really “right-armers”.
1 Except for the people who didn’t know dumb is spelled with a b at the end. I bet he doesn’t know that.
As they say, “A right-armed society is a polite society”…
Alright, at this point there’s CLEARLY some billionaire whose son decided washed out of the Air Force Academy and started selling fursuits on Etsy who decided to buy a politician.
The Democratic party is a “big tent” - plenty of space in there for the entire cohort of Islamic alien furry aviators.
There - that chair over there, yes, that single unoccupied chair, that is reserved for our fur-friendly Muslim pilot friend.
If only we could find him…