NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

Tariffs like the 19th century when men were men, women were women, and children died of childhood diseases that now have vaccines. Just like God intended!

That’s the very excuse Fox News uses when sued for defamation.

Good news!

You know all those Federal Employees they fired, because they were all some combination of lazy, incompetent, corrupt, fraudulent, and/or literally didn’t exist?

Well, those fine people are going to be the workforce for all those new factories Trump is going to coerce companies to build in the US!

Great, so this new production boom that Trump is promising us is based on . . . UNSKILLED LABOR???

Man, Garrison Keillor’s really gotten dark recently.

On the stupid end: just pointless trash talk to make yourself seem tougher. It doesn’t change anything or help anyone.

By logical inference Americans that buy US Treasury bonds are peasants, right JD?

Nicely done.

I’ve listened to that Scott Bessent clip and, IMHO, every media outlet covering the story completely missed the worst part…………which is that Bessent specifically says that these factory jobs won’t require a college education.

Now, he does say that the iPhone screwing ( the specific job that he’s excited about bringing back involves putting screws in iPhones) will be automated, but uneducated Americans will still be needed to fix the AC in the iPhone screwing factories.

So, none of you patriots need to worry about losing your children’s college fund to the Trump stock market, because you won’t be needing that!

We’ll bring back tons of menial jobs that don’t require education, and as a bonus your kids won’t learn any woke college stuff!

My next prediction is that the Pell grant program will be eliminated, because who needs college, college is bad because education makes people liberal!

Does Liberty University accept Pell Grants?

I don’t know which thread these should go in, but 13 UW Students/alumni had their visas revoked for no apparent reason.

The TLDR version of this article, and probably plenty more in the near future, is:

The Trump administration revoked the student visas of 13 current or former University of Wisconsin-Madison students for reasons unclear

It looks like, nationwide, these 13 people were part of a group of 300 students that had their Visas cancelled.

According to an article in the News & Observer, a number of students at Duke University had their Visas cancelled simply because they were Sudanese. None of them had any sort of criminal records or had been involved in any protests.

Just what Americans have always wanted for their children–jobs on the assembly line!

Man who puts on makeup and sits in front of a TV camera for a living says that computer monitors and being in the presence of lawyers “gives you estrogen”.

I swear these “alpha male” types are the most insecure motherfuckers on the planet.

I’m going to take a guess that it was because they were foreign, and/or the “wrong kind” of foreign. With this administration it doesn’t have to be any more complicated than that.

Well, they had Visas, so that’s probably a safe bet.

Does the Trump administration only accept Masterracecards?

:clap:

Yeah. I actually enjoy working with women. I guess I am a “beta cuck” or something like that.

Oh well.

They certainly don’t try to Discover anything new.

And there’s a strong resemblance to Monkey Wards.