I’d bet money he begs his wife to bugger him with a strap-on.
I would wager that there’s a lot of overlap between these performatively masculine types who think that everything from washing your hands to eating salad will turn you gay, and the people who watch those “BBC sissy trainer” videos you can find on any porn website (or so I am told).
So I wonder how half the country feels about the fact that being a woman is a bad thing.
I’m convinced that most of these alpha male types don’t actually like women, or being married to them, or having families with them, or even talking to them. They don’t want a life partner - they want a replacement for their mom who’ll take care of them and who they get to have sex with.
Freud would have a field day with these people.
Well done, and I did laugh before weeping.
Let’s not kink-shame people, m’kay? It’s not kind to sane, decent, non-stupid people who like butt-play and pegging.
^ This.
They’re Schrodinger’s workers, skilled or unskilled depending on what the fucking liar President needs at the moment.
I just saw a clip of Lutnick talking about how the tariffs will bring back all these factory manual labor manufacturing jobs to the US. Then he seemed to realize these types of jobs are done by robots. No worries. The US high school grads will learn a trade in how to repair the robots.
But wait, you say, what if robots can be used to repair robots? Again, no worries. The humans will repair the robots that repair the robots. It’s robot repairmen all the way down!
Somehow, we ended up in a future so stupid, it was the butt of a Simpson’s joke nearly 30 years ago.
From “The Secret War of Lisa Simpson”, the speech given by the Commandant as they finish their year in military school:
“In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.”
What happens if some of the humans (or robots) need to be sacked?
They get bitten by møøse.
I was inspired to ask DeepSeek about Trump’s tariffs but using the voice of Dennis the Peasant:
Ahem! (in a warbly, put-upon peasant voice)
Oh, arright, so listen ‘ere, my liege—Trump’s tariffs, eh? Bloody great big wall o’ taxes, innit? Like some mighty king shoutin’, “None shall pass!” to all them foreign goods, ‘cept ‘e ain’t got no magic sword, just a big ol’ marker an’ a Twitter machine.
“Pay the toll, ye wicked Chinese imports!” he cries, but then—oh dear—the farmers an’ the factories start moanin’ like my ol’ mum when the cow’s got the trots. “But sire,” they say, “now the soybeans be piling up like dung in a stable, an’ the tractors cost a fortune!”
And the king just waves ‘is hand, all regal-like, “Tis but a scratch on the economy!” while the shopkeeps weep into their ledgers. “A scratch?! Me entire livelihood’s gone tits up!”
An’ then, lo! The foreigners fire back with tariffs of their own, like a mighty peasant revolt, but with less pitchforks and more paperwork. “See? ‘Tis a silly idea!” we cry, but the king just mutters somethin’ ‘bout “winning” and wanders off to count his gold.
(pause, then muttering) Stupid, bloody tariffs. Fancy taxes don’t make the crops grow, do they? Now pass us that turnip before the French nick it.
We must apologize, the robots in charge of sacking other robots have themselves been sacked. The robots responsible for this error will themselves be sacked.
A heated argument broke out during a House Republican conference today in which a representative from Florida yelled “I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!” at Mike Johnson, which I believe is the magafundy equivalent of putting a hex on him.
Sean Duffy: alleged Real Manly Man, too much of a wimp to take the subway, can’t figure out how the dishwasher works, thinks water-efficient showerheads (which have been a thing morons have been complaining about since Bush Sr. signed legislation in 1992) are somehow Biden’s fault.
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I don’t get all this complaining about the dish washer, faucets, showers and toilets. I have modern low flow everything, and they all work fantastically. Of course I’m not dumping 8 hamberders worth of waste into the toilet then wiping with 8.5X11 classified documents.
Seriously, is modern water saving appliances a problem for most and I’ve just been lucky to live in multiple homes where they work fine?
Edit to add: I personally installed nearly all of them in my previous house so I’m very aware of how they work, what the differences are, etc. All came from Costco or HD. Very easily purchased and very standard.
My WAG: these guys are telling on themselves that they don’t eat healthy diets, their digestive system is a mess, and they’re having disgusting shits that cling to the sides of the toilet bowl after they flush.
Also, considering how notoriously awful Trump is when it comes to keeping up with maintenance on his properties, the water pressure at Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago is probably terrible, and it can’t possibly be his fault, so he needs someone else to blame for why he can’t wash his beautiful hair.
‘They’ took phosphates out of dish washing detergent.