NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

And such boss uniforms, amirite?

Would it be wrong to wish Kyle got to take a train ride to a camp, and experience what the nazis did for himself?

Not at all, it would be . . . AWESOME!

Here he was a month ago.

He suggests that immigrants who don’t marry incels will be deported.

At the same time…

He supports a California bill backed by Democrats to oppose ICE being allowed in schools.

It’s hard to take his candidacy seriously with inconsistent crap like this. It almost seems like he’ll say anything to get himself attention.

ISWYDT

Yes, if he’d decided to run in Louisiana, he’d be getting NO press due to being indistinguishable from other candidates in that state.

Republican demands that Washington DC name their trains after Trump.

Alright, everyone: Hop on the Douche train! So it is written.

I’d maybe ride the Taco Train.

It’s going to get real confusing real fast if every line in the system is the Orange Line.

Since Trump’s businesses have always operated at a loss, they can keep the Red Line, too.

There of course has to be a golden line.

I’m told some types of diarrhea are, in fact, orange.

And I’ll bet real money there most definitely will not be a black line, nor will there be a brown line.

There could be. The Black/Brown Line will go straight to the Donald J Trump Federal Deportation Center [coming soon]. It’s a one-way trip.

No doubt that line will also be called the N Line.

“Cult, you say? What makes you think we’re in a cult?”

Let’s hope he doesn’t find out how many of the streets in Dale City are named. It might give him an idea.

The Department of Homeland Security issued a statement six days later accusing Morales Reyes of writing a letter threatening to assasinate Trump.

That claim — made by U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem — is now coming under scrutiny.

The letter published by DHS reads, “I will self deport myself back to Mexico but not before I use my 30 yard 6 to shoot your precious president in (h)is head.” The “30 yard 6” mentioned in the letter likely refers to a type of hunting rifle.

(That should be ‘thirty ought six’, right? )

However, his family members and his attorney say Morales Reyes — who does not speak English and is not proficient at writing in Spanish — could not have authored the letter.

officials had already determined Reyes did not write the letter by the time they interviewed him. Reyes’ handwriting and the handwriting on the letter didn’t match, the source told CNN.

the public statement from Noem has already done irreversible damage to the family and prompted numerous death threats against them on social media.

And Noem’s initial statement:

“Thanks to our ICE officers, this illegal alien who threatened to assassinate President Trump is behind bars,” said Secretary Kristi Noem . “This threat comes not even a year after President Trump was shot in Butler, Pennsylvania and less than two weeks after former FBI Director Comey called for the President’s assassination. All politicians and members of the media should take notice of these repeated attempts on President Trump’s life and tone down their rhetoric. I will continue to take all measures necessary to ensure the protection of President Trump.”

Well, this is one I had not heard. At a comedy club, an audience member told the standup that she voted for Trump because Biden was cheating on his wife. Wow.

Comedian Shoves MAGA Woman’s BS Straight Back in Her Face

It’s around the 1:15 mark.

I thought she was supposed to be Secretary of Homeland Security, not Secretary of President Trump Security.

“L’état, c’est moi”