NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

“Before putting handcuffs on a suspect, make sure to grab them, pull them to the ground, and punch them in the groin for about 30 seconds.”

Now, if he could get Master Ken to train them, then I might be impressed.

So the next time the FBI raids Mar-A-Lago…

Gawd. Never thought I would quote the movie Point Break about how the FBI does things -

“Do you know how we nail the bad guys? Do you know how we nail 'em? By crunching data. Good crime scene work, good lab work, and most importantly, good data-based analysis.”

Very few cage matches.

“The military has the Pentagon? Well, now we have the Octagon!”

“That’s three more gons!”

:notes: ‘Cause I’m already gon’ :notes:

:musical_note: One way or another
I’m gon’ na find ya
I’m gon’ na getcha getcha getcha getcha :notes:

Ome might say that they’re gon fishin’.

In Robert Sheckley’s 1962 novel Journey Beyond Tomorrow (AKA The Journey of Joenes) in the future the Pentagon is replaced by the Octagon

That’s hilarious and disturbingly prescient.

Somebody tell Tommy Tuberville.

Phillip Wylie wrote The End of the Dream in which a throwaway line from a general implies that the Pentagon has been replaced by “the Decagon”.

Double the 'gons!

Trigon is the demon overlord of the realm of Azarath and father of Raven in DC Comics.

So, maybe he was invoking his Infernal Lord and not just flunking out in basic geometry.

Calgon … take me away.

Curse you, I was so ready to rush in here and gleefully share that!

The opportunity is gon now.

Republicans are a bunch of squares anyway.

I would consider them more spherical. They are equally awful no matter what angle you approach them from.

(Puzzles over why one would want to approach them in the first place.)