Well, if they’re between me and the bar, I have to get around them somehow in order to get another beer.
Thanks, guys, I needed a good laugh today, for obvious reasons.
How does that joke go? The one with the punchline about how it only works with spherical Republicans in a vacuum?
Law enforcement do already get hand- to-hand training for situations that arise when trying to apprehend suspects. There are legitimate techniques and training for all kinds of scenarios, including disarming opponents.
The UFC is not an expert source for this information. There may be members who know some many of the techniques, but that’s not the UFC. They are a training ground for hard combat, but they are not an exclusive source for that, either.
By now, I’m sure the FBI has a pretty robust in-house program for training. I’m not sure there’s much the UFC could provide that is new/ different.
I wish we could try that out.
How is it that cutting taxes can increase government revenue?
Well, if you assume a spherical Republican of uniform and extremely high density …
…you get Donald Trump?
As rotund and flabby as he is, he’d have to weigh as much as a small moon to be considered high density.
He seems extremely dense to me.
He also exhibits several characteristics of a black hole.
I was thinking of Larry Kudlow, but that works too.
Republicans: The government spends too much, we have to cut Medicare and Social Security
Trump: I’M PUTTING IT ALL IN BITCOIN YOLO
XRP, SOL, ADA, BTC and ETH?
That list is, bizarrely, lacking in DOGE.
Also, this line:
A U.S. Crypto Reserve will elevate this critical industry after years of corrupt attacks by the Biden Administration
That’s like saying ‘after years of arresting and prosecuting so-called ‘drug dealers’, I’m not appointing the FDA to handle sales of cocaine, heroin and PCP to the general public’ or ‘from now on, all Pyramid schemes AKA MLM businesses will place [person I appoint] at the top tier’.
Assuming every accusation is indeed a confession, the MAGAsphere has its own paid protestors for events held by Democrats.
Donald Trump claims angry constituents screaming at Republicans in town halls are all paid actors
Maddow Blog | Speaker Mike Johnson pans town hall critics as ‘paid protestors’
Hmmm, how much are they offering?
Sphere? You’re giving them far too much credit in the cogitation department. There’s a reason I call them magaflatearthers.
MAGA-specific version of this:
So, MAGAccine aldonno?
Susan Collins is concerned! Everyone take a drink.
Senator CTE thinks that high schools are fielding girl’s sports teams composed entirely of boys.