You owe me a quart of brain bleach.
I’ll put you on the list. The tanker truck is stuck in traffic.
Brain bleach might also be subject to tariffs.
Well the Epstein “scandal” has already petered out. I honestly can’t believe anyone actually believed that this time was going to hurt him.
Based on what?!
Just look up “Epstein scandal” online and you’ll see tons of articles from just the past couple days from major media outlets. It is still going very strong and the Trump toadies haven’t even come close to dealing with it.
Even Trump is keeping it in the news cycle.
I have no idea what rock you’re under.
It might even explain Rump!
What’s all this about a ‘vein condition’? It looks like he’s melting…!
( Did any of you spray water on him !? )
Maybe if he didn’t try to tear off his shakee’s hand, handshakes would have a less violent effect on his own idiot hand.
Oldsters gonna old.
I hate to say anything neutral to positive about the criminal in chief, but that, my friends, is pure nothingburger.
Sir, you have got to find a better burger chain. That is Disgusting!
Yeah, probably, for your average octogenarian.
But they’ve been doing a lite version of the Kim Jong Il propaganda, where they claim the guy didn’t even need to defecate.
It is reported that Kim’s official biography on the North Korean state web site, which has since been taken down, claimed that Kim did not defecate. Enough said.
Would it be a scandal to learn he actually poops? Of course not. Of course he does. Every living human does. What makes it interesting is for there to be a concession about this sort of thing after so many years of denying it.
For a recap of the Trump propaganda, see this flashback:
NPR - Doctor: Trump Dictated Letter Attesting To His ‘Extraordinary’ Health (May 2018)
“If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,” Dr. Harold Bornstein, a gastroenterologist from Lenox Hospital in New York, wrote at the time.
The letter said that a recent medical exam showed “only positive results” for the then-candidate and that “his physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.”
And from earlier this year, he is in “excellent health”.
So any admission that he’s a human being seems like a pretty big shift. That’s the story.
But he does sweat a lot.
No, no, that’s a divine glow!
Yeah, a real shit load.
So we’re all suggesting that Kim, and by extension trump, are full of shit? Is that the message I’m getting from all this no defecation propaganda?
Reminds me of the joke about the crockagator.
“He has the head of a crocodile on one end and the head of of an alligator on the other,”
“How, then, does he shit?”
“He doesn’t. That’s what makes him so mean.”
I think that’s just the product he uses in his hair so tall and full of body.
Diagnosing him with a “vain condition” would have been more accurate.
If I could diagnose that orange son-of-a-bitch through a computer screen, I’d be only glad to do so… if I could be payed with a case of Iranian Caviar shipped to my doorstep..
It would never happen.
As Iran goes, it’s what I’d call a “Cheap F-ck State”.
Positive results is not what one wants to hear from your doctor.
Positive on every STD, and we think we found some new ones.
You are positively obese.
And on, and on and on…
I imagine this is how Trump reacts to getting bad news from his doctor.
Also, the “Three Stooges Syndrome” is the analogy I used in the past for one way he evaded legal consequences after the egregious crimes he committed late in his first term and after he was no longer in office. He committed so many crimes that it was a struggle to keep up with them. (The same goes for his public image… Any man accused of so many crimes must be subject to persecution; clearly no one person could actually commit so many massive crimes in a relatively short period of time.)
Sigh… 