NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

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Also the draw a curved line that is only straight at the point of bisection, is a mathematical impossibility. You can’t have a line that is straight only at a single point.

Trump has a 90% approval rating with the 12%of people that actually like Trump.

There is no straight point on a circle. Bisection where by what?

Question: Do you know how many blonde jokes there are?
Answer: None. They’re all true.

The Jack Eliot School of Statistics is alive and well!

Not to worry. Today’s version will never use that word. Too many of the test creators would confuse it with another word beginning with bi.

There is a chain of stores in the Portland Oregon area for people with no sexual preference.

Is that the town mayor from Resident Alien?!?

I think they are desperately trying to describe ‘Tangent’. I very much doubt that this person ever had an English or Geometry class.

I haven’t seen it, but it would appear that was Levi Fiehler. The people in my clip are Steve Higgins and Avery Monsen.

That’s an AI image, right? Because I really doubt that the actual store logo has a lambda stuck randomly in the middle of the name.

Looks like an AI version of an “artist’s rendering”.

It’s got to be. That parking lot is all sorts of fscked up.

Yeah, the actual stores look nothing like that. Somebody was playing around.

Just saw this guy:

Maybe it’s meant for the fucked up cars that are parked in it.

Here’s a real photo.

It looks, at least to me, like an Ace Hardware.

While the Republican in question (Doug Mastriano) is indeed evil, I include him on the “Stupid” list because he seems to think that Trump or the GOP will back him after his abysmal performance in the PA Governor’s election. They owe you nothing, and the word of a Trump is fool’s gold.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/27/republicans-mastriano-down-ballot-fears-pennsylvania-00478155

Fortunately fool’s gold is legal tender when paying fools.

STUPID! INCREDIBLY STUPID! MONUMENTALLY STUPID! COMPLETELY ON BRAND? YES!

He said shouting in ALL CAPS. And not satirical, actual GOP stupidity.

It’s got to be a Deep State, Soros funded, Obama/Clinton love-child, working to discredit and embarrass Dear Leader.

No one in the GOP could be that stupid! (???)

Wait……! I know a guy. He thinks a screening test for dementia is an IQ test. Thereby failing both.