NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

I was curious what Fox News had to say about the rallies. I didn’t get that far as I got distracted by this quote:

On this special day as we all gather to fight against blanket auto pen pardons and executive orders, lawlessness, and stealing citizen’s resources for illegal non citizens, I believe it has worked!! That is no longer happening so great job everyone

That was Phil Mickelson speaking about Biden.

They were in use during the Bowling Green Massacre. And at Ping Pong Pizza (in the basement). Also prominently displayed on the Jewish Space Lasers that caused all those fires.

Lyin’ Ted Cruz is being progressively left behind. No one includes him in any reindeer games or Signal chats.

We have never been at war with Qatasia.

So stupid (okay, they know their supporters are that ignorant) he can’t check a calendar. Smart enough to bamboozle his constituents who won’t check either.

I would guess that Senator Jim Banks and the other Republicans who pull this (accusing Dems of things done under Republican Administrations) on the regular ARE at least somewhat IQ-challenged.

But because it does happen so often, I suspect there’s a reminder in the daily GOP Talking Points to the effect of ‘don’t hesitate to accuse Dems of something that WE did–no one will notice.’ Perhaps concluded with a hearty “TEE-HEE!!!1!!!”

I can’t find the photo right now, but as best as I recall, the wall map showed North America divided into three parts. The part labelled “Ohio” was pretty much the northern half of the US, the southern half was labelled “Southern Ohio,” and what is Canada was labelled “Soon to be Ohio.”

So the wall map didn’t show an annexed Canada, but it was still tasteless, IMHO.

Oops!

Gavin Newsom literally saw something like that coming; that’s why he closed the freeway.

Jesus, these people are idiots.

If it hadn’t been for the no kings protest, Trump wouldn’t have had to call an artillery strike over the highway. And if Newsome hadn’t dared Vance to drive on the highway by shutting it down, his m9torcade wouldn’t have been hit. So it’s all the Democrats fault.

For whatever reason, there’s a long history of memes about Ohio. Mostly either how bad it is or the supposed danger it presents to its neighbors. Things like this: Reddit - The heart of the internet

The map itself I’d normally laugh off as a little humor about a state. It looks worse with the other things.

The recent “Your mom” comments from Leavitt and Cheung are entirely in keeping with how the people in the film spoke.

It’s the same logic the anti-Covid vaxxers used. “You fooled us into not getting the jab so it’s all your fault we’re dying!”

And don’t forget ‘it’s your fault we voted for Trump, you didn’t tell us how bad he was’.

Or “We were mad at you for calling us stupid for voting for Trump, therefore we had to vote for Trump.”

I’m sure a lot of them are secretly (or not so secretly) racist misogynistic bigots. Why else would you vote for that moron?

The biggest excuse I’ve heard, even on this board from a couple of people (?!) was that the left was so critical of every Republican that they just tuned out any criticism of anyone on the right and assumed complaints about Trump were the same old partisan BS, like “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”.

To be fair, if Hillary had just ordered the motorcycle airdrops into Libya, we wouldn’t be in this mess

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Ah, the chapter title covering the 47th Presidential Administration, in all future American History overviews…