Post in which I angrily denouce tangential remark in post that itself was only obliquely related to OP. Angry response from denounced party. Angry response to denounce party. Rinse, lather, repeat about 400 posts worth, with other parties joining in. OP is long forgotten, but thread is now 6 pages longer. (See “Does this board skew left?”)
1000 character post on why Star Trek is the better series.
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Observation regarding anagram problem reluctantly noted with unabashed aver that TN, we ad her was actual typo. Additionally present Wheat Nerd as overlooked, but decent, continuum to theme.
In usual manner, poster does not post all weekend.
Must catch up on 36 concurrent threads in the first 12 minutes of work Monday morning, while also making time for e-mail, e-bay, Google images of certain temptress actress spotted on late night TV over the weekend, and coffee and donuts. Very little time to construct a post containing any manner of coherence.
Still working off hangover from Saturday night. As of yet, coffee ineffective.
Preview is clearly not engaged.
Observation regarding the length of this thread. Praise for the ability of Dopers to think in the abstract. Joke about Dopers not having lives.
and so on.
Hey! Are you reading my mind? 
Returning after several days away, determined not to be the one to bump the thread but determined to be in on the revivial. Like so many threads I started myself and hated to see die.
Expression of shock that “you all are still talking about this?”
Completely inapropriate DNFtT.
Bumping a thread from its 2 year hiatus to explain how Kierkegarde was correct to begin with.
Checks to see if anything clever was added in last few days. Dejection.
<emoticon depicting squinty eyed bucked toothed smiley>
A plea that somebody think of the hamsters.
Bosda posts to inform us all of his up to the minute whereabouts in case any admin/mod tries to contact him.
Post about how such hard laughter is inappropriate for work/library/classroom.
Original Poster congratulates self on making Threadspotting.
Several posts about how not all Christians/Jews/gays/Bush supporters/Bush haters agree with previous posts.
Admonition for bumping a thread that has so decidedly run its course.
Declaration that post will certainly kill thread, thereby guaranteeing several more posts.
tor coolguy, you said it better then I did, in post 100. Congrats!
Incongruous and vitriolic condemnation of above poster’s logic and intelligence without quote of condemned post.
Apology to insulted poster. Note that above post referred to earlier post. Lamentation at being last in a simulpost.
Posting to a Threadspotting thread in order to make your username seem hip.
Posting something lame because you don’t know beans about the topic, but wanted to post anyways.
Not wanting people to remember you as lame, you mention how much you love the SMDB and all the people here.
Welcome to D505. Query as to meaning of his/her screen name, and whether D505 is male or female. Arrival of initiation – er, hospitality – committee. Much ensuing talk of robo-goats, calamari, trebuchets, and other assorted horrors.