A prediction of impending doom. Said prediction comes true. Then, something about Synchronicity and shitting my pants.
Semantic trap in the form of a one-line reply designed for maximum misinterpretation; indignant claims of persecution waiting in the wings in response to anticipated misinterpretation.
First post of impending pile up, likely more veiled insults as opposed to rational question/point.
Beginning of response to former post. Plea for patience as I address home life issue…
Back now, where was I…
reminds me of that thing in that place, let me see, nope I can’t find the information now, but I’ll look again when I get home…
Nevermind, I did find it, it was under the book in the dining room. smack head smiley. reference to darn kids/pet/spouse always moving things on me. It says here, "story/referrence from said book that is indeed vaguely similar to previous post.” Interesting, huh?
A recipe.
Notation that the recipe would be tastier if you doubled the third ingredient and added cardamom.
Weather-related shrieks of horror. Power out. Computer not functioning. Cable and phone lines down. No way to post the current post. Whatever will one do?
Appearance of post likely to confuse people who don’t grasp the fallacy.
Attempt to frame previous post in context of circumcision. Reference to fake moon walk.
Can I play?
Correction of a previous post, beginning with, “Sorry, but …” Excessive (i.e., any) use of the word, “methinks”.
Notification of grave doubt.
Request for clarification, mistakenly assumes previous post makes veiled comment about the pope’s sexuality.
Random drive-by from n00b who has absolutely nothing to contribute, just like all his previous posts, but still craves attention from the big bad world out there.
…subsequently ignored by big bad world.
Quote of and attempted witty response to a throwaway comment made 4 pages ago that everyone else has since forgotten about, but poster saw it and just had to say something.
Somewhat clever title anagrams: **Newd hater, Dawn there, Dan wet her, TN weather, Death wren, Heard Newt, The Warden, **
[/http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394]Link to relevant anagram thread, with superfluous coding error. Poster will shortly return, regretting not previewing and repair coding error.
Lament about coding error in previous post.
Fixed link. (Carefully previewed.)
Pre-emptive capitulation prior to stating opinion.
New arrival here! See my website!! Plenty of original “poetry” and “songs” for those with tastes that run toward Edgar A. Guest and Rod McKuen. Plenty of sappy photos of family and neighbors, most of whom need immediate dental care and memberships in Jenny Craig.
Here’s my email address. Write me and tell me all about yourself.
I may check back later to see if anybody notices me. Meanwhile, let me post this same info in response to some other thread that has no relation to anything in particular.
Once again here’s a link to my website!
I may post a new thread welcoming myself to SDMB and see if can’t get in 100 posts today!
Observation that TN weather is not true anagram of New thread, followed by suggestion that ND weather was certainly what Biotop meant to post.