Lengthy, vituperative attack on a somewhat controversial point made on page one. Much venemous language, insinuation of motive, and borderline junior modding.
Acknowledgement of failure to recognize that somewhat controversial point was discussed at length on page two and retracted on page three, accompanied by snarky apology that attempts to shift blame back to the poster of the original point.
Long impassioned response
[…spanning five thick paragraphs…]
accusing poster of nitpickery, racial prejudice, and hijacking.
(Acknowledgment of poster’s retraction on preview, but notification of intent to submit anyway with citation of having bothered to type it all.)
Poster wanders in 80+ posts later to announce that his daughter is currently a foreign exchange student in Osaka, and a contributor to many a japanese anime fanfic forum who had, in fact, sent a link to the cartoon just a few weeks ago but the poster couldn’t make any sense of it since he doesn’t read Japanese, and that the poster and his wife are leaving for Osaka in 10 days to see their daughter and is anyone up for an Osaka Dopefest.
So Licentious Ectomorph, how are you doing?
Post to state nothing other than intention to post exactly what Previous Poster just said. Abuse rained on hamsters/computer.
Darn you, Previous Poster!! Smack/Putz/Wink.
Condemnatory lecture on the irreligiosity of all participants of the thread by poster who has never previously posted to the SDMB, and never posts to it again.
Sarcastic comment and religious joke about the previous drive-by.
Post to let everyone know that poster has submitted thread to Threadspotting. Obvious expectation of expression of gratitude from OP.
Speaking of religion . . . gratuitous story mentioning someone’s Jewishness so that poster can use Jewish smiley.
Reply to above post with complaint that there is no boobs smiley.
Long, rambling, irrelevant reference to Jack Dean Tyler, including links to the Tug A-Hoy and quotes about power-sucking nipples.
Gratuitous political hijack.
Gratuitous response to political hijack, on the other side.
<<runs nekkid thru thread>>
Post to explain that a long, witty, incisive post regarding OP and subsequent posters is planned, but must leave for work.
irrelevant smiley
lots of white space.
Rousing patriotic drivel. Call to arms. Argument, with chain of logical fallacies, positing its own conclusion. Staunch defense of conservatism. Invocation of traditional liberal buzzwords in strange new contexts signifying oppression. Stupifying attack on enemies of freedom. Clueless and misguided condemnation of Roger Moore.
Confused comparison of Roger Moore to Sean Connery. Begins Bond debate. Thread soon to be moved to cafe society before being moved to imho/bbq pit/ about this message board/Half-Life 2 forums
Andrew quote (Season 6 Buffy the Vampire Slayer) extolling the virtues of the Dalton Bond.
Mention of both Jimmy Bonds, the ones from both adaptations of Casino Royale.