New timewasting fun!; Church Sign Generator.

Only if you want to smoke. It is Hell after all.

“First” assembly sounds a bit arrogant, doesn’t it? Here’s my attempt

This is in poor tatse…

There’s probably something more productive I ought to be doing with my time, but for the life of me I can’t think what.

More Richard Dawkins.

Children’s Crusade.

‘Sticky-back plastic’ wouldnt fit

Singleton, you win today’s “Make FCM Laugh Out Loud” Award - I think I scared the dog… :smiley:

OK, here’s my feeble attempt. Is it too subtle?

Oldie but a goodie.

You’ve been pushed up the queue of females for me to mate with.

I am your prize.

I can’t believe I am the first one to do this.

Slee

Actually I did one like that, but I just saved it to my computer!

I. Ron Butterfly? Any kin to L. Ron Hubbard?

Let’s call the whole thing off…