How long does it take to catch a 5’2" guy with punk hair who gropes women? Quite a while.
Glad to hear they finally netted him.
I thought I was going to be reading a story about a happy fisherman.
How exactly does one group a woman?
It’s like herding cats.
This one’s off the scale.
Changed “grouper” to “groper” in the thread title at the OP’s request.
How come I never get to these threads in time to make bad puns? Something fishy there…
Dang it! Beat me to it!
(Group Hug)
Punk hair?
Joe
(Group Grope)
:eek:
The guy’s obviously a bottom feeder.
From the original thread title, I expected a mullet.
Buh? There’s absolutely nothing noteworthy or different about his hair.
He was charged with “Sinisterly following a woman”?
Is there an actual law against “sinisterness?”
5’2"? What was he groping, their knees?
Maybe they’ll catch this guy next. The serial butt slasher has been active in Virgina. Geez, there are some weird people in this world.
Yes. Proper protocol is to follow on the right.
I was going to say that a friend of mine had an encounter with this guy, but it turns out that was a different perv who’s “working” the streets of Astoria and rides around on a bike. Here’s hoping they find that jerk next.