Just now, I went to the local shopping center to deposit a check at the bank and pick up some lunch. When I got back to my car, some asshole parked their enoumous piece of shit so close to my car that I couldn’t open the driver door enough to get in. All the spaces in that row were clearly marked “compact” (which I think is a stupid practice, but that’s another rant). Ford Explorers, despite the title of this OP, are clearly of the size category “fucking large”.
So I had to climb in the passenger door. Unlike some action movies you may have seen, where the hero and sidekick casually trade places in a speeding car while wielding shotguns and such, this is not a particularly easy feat.
Thanks for ruining my lunch. Bastard.